"How do you feel about the world's shittiest room mate?"
"The world’s shittiest roommate is also, strangely, the world’s b-best roommate. We put each other through a lot of shit, and I m-mean a lot of shit, b-but in the end we’re always a team. You d-deal with my whiny, crabby ass on a daily basis and I know if there’s anything I ever need, all I h-have to do is ask. I love my shit-butt roommate.”














