It's an apple pie... but how the hell is it burnt and undercooked at the same time?
“Oh! What a thoughtful gift! I was not expecting a package from a stranger. I wonder why they wrapped it in black gift wrap? …Wait, huh?”
As the large yoshi picked up the gift, he realized it was actually a pie; baked to the point where the crust was almost ash. Confused, Chief poked at the crust, which caused it to immediately crumble inwards revealing an even more baffling sight.
The pie was frozen inside.
“What incredible sorcery!” The Chief exclaimed, “The person who made this must be very adept at controlling fire and ice magic. This must be an attempt to gain some type of status. Fascinating.”
The chief stared at the pie for a few seconds. Then, in the blink of an eye, he snatched up the entire pie with his tongue, tin and all. Sorting the pie from the tin in his mouth, he spit the latter out into the trash.
“Show of sorcery status: Approved.”