#asscrown

[lionessleone]

What should the brotp name for Soren and Rayla be?

I’m thinking a combo of assassin + crown guard:

Assguard? Crownass? Asscrown?

[realmaradyer]

when cat won’t pose with books for cute photos,you have to follow the cat around and pose books near him.

Genie says f… me! (It stands for feed me,fyi)

[chieckflick]

thank you for tagging me le-vicomte Rule 1: Always post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and create 10 new ones Rule 3: Tag 12 people and actually tell then you tagged them.

1. Describe the first impression(s) you had when you first joined tumblr.

Weird. ‘I’m not going to waste all my time here’ (whoops, I was wrong)

2. What are your favorite hobbies, subjects to learn, sports, pass-times, passions, et cetera? Why do you like them?

I love reading books. It’s good to lose yourself into other worlds once in a while. I love swimming although don’t really compete, I love it because it’s too darn hot here. I have this really big passion for music. I can’t even explain it. 

3. What is your all-time favorite kind of weather?

We only have two kinds of weather here. Either really cold, or either really hot. I like rainy weathers, I can relax and everything.

4. Why did you join the fandom(s) you’re in in? What attracted you to it? (e.g. the story, characters, camaraderie)

The story, and characters too. I just can’t seem to leave the characters after I’ve read or watched their stories. I also am a part of the asscrowns (Mara Dyer fans) because my friends insisted me on reading them.

5. Describe a fond childhood memory.

Most of my childhood memories are just failures and other negative things (I’m pretty pessimistic, Sorry. :D) Although my favourite epic memory is me throwing a battery at a kid. I was grounded for a week because of that. Hahahaha

6. Name a nostalgic scent.

Books. Sheet Music. My dad’s old t-shirts, his cologne gives me all the happy memories as a kid.

7. What is your favorite beverage?

Strawberry and Cream Frappuccino. Okinawa Milk Tea. Mango Graham Milkshake. Diabeetus everyone!

8. The most inspiring quote you can think of:

The sky’s not the limit when there are footprints on the moon

9. Name your favorite childhood cartoons.

Powerpuff Girls and the Fairy Odd Parents. I remember watching all the episodes of TFOP in a day.

10. The timer on your biological existence is almost ended; you can afford to listen to one last song. What is it?

does Little Einstein 1 hour remix count? Bohemian Rhapsody counts too. or No Good Deed. Hahahaha 

My Questions. 

1. What fandoms are you in?

2. What are your OTP’s?

3. Favorite Headcanons

4. Any event that’s related to your fandom you’ve been in (Book Signing, Concerts, Musicals, etc.)

5. Instruments you know how to play.

6. Personal Dreams for your self, your family, etc.

7. Your all-time favourite songs.

8. Place that gives you happiness.

9. Why are you in your fandom? 

10. You own a watch that countdowns to your death. The last time you checked your watch, you still have 58 years. Then when you checked it this time you now only have 10 mins. to live. What act of stupidity have you done?

tagging

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[paint-music-with-me]

Mara & Noah: *reducing distance between each other to where they're in kissing distance*

Me: Hoe

Mara: I was going to kiss him, and I was going to regret it.

Me: Dont you dare do it

Mara: But at that moment, I couldn't bring myself to care.

Me: Oh God Almighty she did it

[digitaldiaryofjade]

So today in class my teacher was talking about shoes sizes and how girls and guys shoes should just be the same and it would be way easier anD THIS FUCKING ASSCROWN PIPES UP AND SAYS "GIRLS AND BOYS SHOES SHOULD NOT BE THE SAME BECAUSE THEN GIRLS WOULD BE ABLE TO WEAR GUYS SHOES AND THAT'S WEIRD AS HELL" I LITERALLY ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF MY SEAT BUT INSTEAD I SAID 'WHY IS THAT WEIRD" AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND JUST WENT "UH" AND LOOKED AWAY

[synapses-and-nerves]

The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer 

*can be printed as bookmarks*

[destiel-with-a-shotgun]

*****THE UNBECOMING OF MARA DYER SPOILERS****

The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer Page 60: "'Lolita,' he said, turning my book over in his hands. His eyes wandered over the pink-lipped mouth on the cover, then handed it to me. Our fingers brushed, and a warm current coursed through them. My heard thundered so loud he could probably hear it." I'M SORRY WHAT??!!?! MY HEART THUNDERED SO LOUD HE CLOULD PROBABLY HEAR IT. Please excuse me as I rethink MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE!!?!

[full-time-ghost]

*references Mara Dyer to friends with out them knowing*