Synopsis: seonghwa harnesses the power of manifestation to get himself a girlfriend.
Pairings: Simp!seonghwa x fem! reader
Genre: crack, fluff, just seonghwa being a silly goofy guy
Warnings: witchcraft technically? astrology is also mentioned
WC: 1577
a/n: another self-indulgent fic is done! wrote this after i finished an exam so read at your own risk. i might right more bonus blurbs for this but who knows. this is a piece of fiction so it does not reflect who the characters are irl. please read the warnings carefully! and as always, reblogs and feedback are very much appreciated 🫶
Simp!hwa had been content with silently pining over you. That is until one day he asked for a sign from the universe if he should confess. He was walking down the streets of his neighborhood while on his way to school with a little skip in his step, excited to see you. He was nearing Mrs. Nesbit’s house, an old lady with a splotchy memory but a kind heart. He stops to wave at her as she sways back and forth on the rocking chair on her porch. Then, as if she read his mind she goes, “Hurry up or you’ll miss it!”
Was this it? Was this the universe finally telling him to shoot his shot with you and confess his profound love for you?
Well, the answer was no. Mrs. Nesbit was referring to the bus two blocks away ready to leave Seonghwa’s delusional ass behind. But it’s fine. He didn’t really care. All he really cared about was figuring out how to get you to fall in love with him so that you guys grow old together and live out your best lives with your two cats and moss ball babies.
Now, Seonghwa knew that he had to approach this from a proactive standpoint. Sure, you and him have been friends since both of your awkward emo teen phases but he really wanted to cement in his chances with you. So he turned to the one place he knew he could get somewhat decent love advice from; Reddit. And with the wise words of Wefishyfishy98 he knew what he had to do. If he really wanted this he needed to use the power of manifestation.
Simp!hwa wore your hair tie on his hand with pride. He read somewhere on twitter that girls liked to “mark their territory” with things like this and he grew weak at the knees thinking about you staking your claim on him. (Of course, in a completely normal and non-a/b/o kind of way.) I mean isn’t this such a boyfriend thing to do? He was clearly using the power of manifestation or whatever that fish guy said on Reddit.
And this is why, when summer grew closer and the weather grew warmer, Seonghwa absolutely did not want to return it to you.
“Hwa, C’mon it’s hot and I don’t want my hair sticking to my neck.”
“Look, I can get you a new set of hair ties! Here, look at these cute ones I found on Etsy.” He tried to distract you with some cute kuromi hair ties he just found. Jongho is just silently observing the interaction between the both of you.
You found it weird that he refused to give it to you even after you pestered him to but you decided to just give up and tough it out. And those ties on Etsy were kinda cute.
“Fine. I guess the weather isn’t so bad today. What are you even doing on Etsy anyway?” you try to take a peak at whatever Seonghwa is looking up on his phone to which he quickly turns it off and puts it screen down on the table.
“Nothing!” You seem a little taken aback by this. “Just… looking for plants for my… aquarium.”
“You mean your aquarium filled with moss balls… a plant. You want to get plants for your plants?” you blink at him.
“Technically they’re algae.” Jongho butts in.
“Right…. Well, at least you’re passionate about your moss balls?” you trail off.
Seonghwa breathes a sigh of relief as Jongho nods on to you changing the topic to something about your mother’s extensive cacti collection. He opens up his phone again and clicks the order on his Etsy cart.
“I hope this works.” He thinks to himself.
That same night, Seonghwa started wracking his brain trying to think of something else that he could do that was “boyfriend coded”. And after much deliberation while staring at the ceiling, it finally hits him. She should be my lock screen! I mean nothing screams boyfriend like a cute candid picture as my lock screen.
So, with this in mind, he scrounges through his gallery looking for a good photo of you to put as his lock screen. Then he spots the perfect candid of you in his living room sitting on the floor with lego pieces scattered all around the floor trying to assemble his lego death star with him. You aren’t looking at the camera, instead you look completely locked in on building the superweapon of the Empire with him. He stares at the image with a warm feeling spreading throughout his body. Without even realizing it he’s smiling like an idiot at his screen and he buries his head on his pillow and screams into it while kicking his feet on his mattress.
That night he dreams of a distant future with you. One where he can call you his. Oh, and of course you can’t forget your two cats Lily and Bongo, and his ever growing collection of marimo balls.
A week and a half later, he’s checking his phone every few minutes and then looking at the front door waiting to see if the delivery truck has arrived. Today was your birthday and the gift that he had bought you was running dangerously late. Which is why when he hears a truck nearing the property he all but zooms off the living room couch and to the front door. He accepts the package from the delivery man and quickly unboxes it.
“It’s perfect.” he thought, smiling to himself as he delicately put it in a bag.
Later that day, as he walks you home just in time for you to have dinner with your family he surprises you with the gift.
“Wha- Hwa? I thought we weren’t doing gifts this year?” you say as you accept the small paper bag from him.
“Well, I saw this and I just couldn’t not get it for you.” he just smiles at you shyly as you look at him, surprised at the gesture.
“Now, I have to get you a gift worth two birthdays next year.” you joke.
“You’re the best gift life has to offer.” he thinks. But he shakes his head, a dumb smile on his face. “Open it.” he motions to the gift.
You open and find a couple kuromi hair ties, just as promised. But also, a jewelry box with a bracelet inside. It had a dainty gold chain and a baby pink stone in the middle.
“Hwa, I love it.” you smile at him. “It’s so pretty.” you inspect the bracelet.
“Here, let me put it on you.” he gets the bracelet from the box and clamps it around your wrist. He smiles at the sight of you wearing the bracelet.
He unfortunately had to leave because it was getting dark and he had to feed his cat at home. But, he swears he feels something in the air that night.
“Please work.” He mumbles to himself.
In hindsight, what Seonghwa felt that fateful night was probably just pollen, because the very next day Seonghwa finds Jongho coming down with a bad case of allergy sniffles. The cafeteria is filled with the sounds of chattering from hungry sleep-deprived college students and Jongho’s sneezes.
“So, did you finally give her that rose quartz bracelet you bought from that Etsy witch?” Seonghwa’s cheeks burn at his words.
“Yea. It was a good time too. Venus was in mercury gatorade or something.” he mumbles while picking at the skin on his thumb.
“Ahem.” You startle both boys with your presence. You raise your eyebrows at both of them and decide to end their misery of staring at you with their mouths open in shock. “What’s this about an Etsy witch?”
“I do not recall saying Etsy witch.” Jongho mumbles quickly then packs up his things, muttering some excuse about buying a gatorade from the vending machine. Seonghwa just sits there, mouth agape, trying to stutter out some excuse but nothing coherent falls from his mouth.
“Hwa, you know you didn’t have to summon the forces of magic and astrology to make me fall in love with you right? I kinda already am.” You blush as you admit your feelings for your best friend.
Simp!hwa’s brain malfunctions hearing this. Heart pounding, mind racing. Did she just... Did she just say that? She likes me? Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I can’t believe this is happening. I’ve been waiting for this moment for what feels like forever. What now?! I didn’t actually think I would get this far. Shit what happens next. Do I shake her hand? No, that would be weird. Just say something, Seonghwa! Say something!
“Will you be my manifested girlfriend?” he asks in a dazed voice. This makes you giggle before you shake your head then decide to kiss him on the nose. “It’s about time.”
Seonghwa wastes no time in going in for a kiss. It felt like fireworks were going off in the background (it was just Jongho having a massive sneezing fit). The moment was perfect. It was magical. You guys stare into each other’s eyes and it felt like all was right with the world. As the both of you pull away from the kiss, Jongho sits down at the table with a purple gatorade.
Okay so! Mingi! Yes! Hé had a rough day And You just want to make him comfy And please him a little bit of You catch My drift!
Wink wonk👀
Thabk You💕💕
Oh yes, My fypage has been filled with Mingi and he looks toooooooo good.
Nothing beat your warm embrace after a rough day, at least in Mingi's opinion. He could have the worst day of his life but your sweet smile as he comes home. However this day couldn't be remedied by a smile, he needed more.
"Relax." You whispered in his ear, his back pressing against your chest as he lay between your legs. Your free hand roamed his body, moving from his abdomen to his shoulders and then to his neck. Mingi's groans filled the entire roam, your other hand wrapped around his cock tightly as you stroked him.
Mingi threw his head back, squirming under your touch and having hard time letting go of the little control he had. He gripped at the sheets with his hips bucking into your hand. "Fuck, fuck, fuck." He whined, deep voice raising a few octaves and your thumb circled his slit.
"That's it, relax."
Send me something for Ateez hours
A/N: Decided to finish the few of these I still had in my inbox!
Wooyoung nervously waits outside your group’s waiting room, acting like he was casually walking around when you walked out, but in reality he was just there to see you.
"nngh-" The sound left you before you could register it. Their hands play with your body as you struggle to keep up. San pounds into you with no remorse. His hips bringing you closer to your third orgasm. Hongjoong fucks your throat as he pleases. Their cum mixes together and leaks out of you as San works his hips. One of his hands toy with your oversensitive clit, throwing you over the edge once again.
Your body shakes as San pulls out, denying his own release. Your moan are muffled by Hongjoong's cock. He reluctantly pulls out of your mouth. Heaving in air to your lungs, you shake with the aftermath of your orgasm. Heavy breathing sounded throughout the stuffy room. Your eyes are closed as you try to regain any last energy, your body could supply.
A small giggle is heard as San rubs affectionate circles on your skin. Your eyes crack open and look over at San. "I filled you with more cum than hyung did." He snickers. Hongjoong raises an eyebrow in offence. "Is that a challenge, San?" The air turns tense as San and Hongjoong stare each other down.
"Dunno hyung," He stops and leans into him. "Is it?" Hongjoong clicks his tongue and turns his attention towards you. He pulls San away and manhandles you onto your hands and knees. With his hands on your hips, he slips into you. "oh, it's on Sannie. It's. On. Let's see just who can fill her up more, huh?"
His words were harsh as he slams into you. Your scream at his onslaught of thrusts. His right hands trails down and toys with your clit. "Alright. Let's see." San says before sitting in front of you, tapping your lips with his tip. Opening your mouth he tangles his hand in your hair and pushes you down into his cock. His tip hits the back of your throat; the burning sensation was filled with pleasure.
Your throbbing walls clench around Hongjoong's cock as you near another orgasm. Your tongue runs along the underside of San's cock. Hongjoong's eyes roll back as he thrusts into you even faster. Your walls spasm around him as you climax. Your whines were muffled by San's cock. Hongjoong curses under his breath as he releases; white painting your walls. The feeling of his warm cum spilling into you, sends you over the edge.
He doesn't stop thrusting as he releases. Hongjoong fucks his cum deep into you. San pulls out of your mouth, breathing heavily. Hongjoong moans loudly at the sensitivity of his cock after his long awaited orgasm. Sweat coated his body as he fucked you into oblivion. Due to the sensitivity, his cock releases even more cum. San whispers something into your ear, earning a nod. San slips underneath you. "Hyung, stop for a second."
He says before slowly and carefully pushing into you beside Hongjoong's cock. Your throat is beyond fucked as you moan into the crook of San's neck. San stays still, peppering soft kisses along your neck and shoulder. Hongjoong rubs the skin of your hips in soft circles.
Giving the two males the green light, both start moving slowly. Their cocks rub against one another. Your moan sound borderline pornographic as you're fucked open on their cocks. Hongjoong whimpers out of sensitivity, San grunts from your tightness and you sob as your throughouly fucked. San groans and grips your hips impossibly tighter as he rolls his hips. You just lay there and take what's being given to you.
"F-fuck I'm not gonna last with you clenching this tight." San breathes as he thrusts into you. Your voice was caught in your throat as tears brimmed your eyes. Your sweaty chest sticks to San's as your body writhes against him. San curses and releases warm spurts of cum into your stretched pussy. The substance dripping out of you as San fucks himself through his orgasm.
Hongjoong whines from the feeling of your warm walls and the view of San's cum leaking from your stuffed hole. Hongjoong cums into you again. Whining and whimpering as his cock was milked dry. His body pulsed as his nails dug into your hips. The noises Hongjoong and San were letting out, the heavyness of their cum and the leakage against your bruised inner thighs triggers your fourth and final orgasm. It hits you like a freight train and sends you jolting forward into San.
The three of you lay there; sweaty, bruised, breathing heavily, shaking and letting out light, airy moan from the aftershocks of your orgasms. No one dared move. Your bodies were too sensitive for any type of contact right now. San and Hongjoong recollect themselves and as carefully as they can, they pull out of your gaping entrance, wincing at the sensitivity.
The two males leaves feather like kisses along your neck, shoulders and back. Whispering sweet praises into your ear. Waiting about ten minutes before moving to clean up the room and your bodies. San picks up the discarded clothes from the floor and throws them into the laundry basket. Hongjoong goes into the bathroom and returns with a damp cloth. He slowly turns you over onto your back and wipes down your core and inner thighs.
Whining you kick your legs softly. "I know. I know baby. Just a little more okay. We're almost done." His voice was quiet as he placed soft kisses along your face. "Yea and once we're done, you can have all the cuddles you want." San says as he comes back into the room with a glass of warm water. "Here little one. Drink some water, you're gonna have a sore throat for a day or two." San says smugly. Taking the glass from his hand, you smack his chest playfully.
a/n: some are harder to see as subs than others, so like... keep that in mind.
kim hongjoong:
the way i see this playing out most of the time is he’s stressed and tired as hell and he can’t fall asleep and you just help him out. he’s the laziest sub ever and he doesn’t even want anything special. don’t bother praising him because he doesn’t need it. he’ll hate edging— or really he just hates how much he loves it.
park seonghwa:
lol i know i know everyone thinks he’s this super hard dom, but i think he’s really soft. as a sub he’s quiet but also whiney and overall super adorable. he will definitely get blushy no doubt about it. probably tries to gain control just so he doesn’t have to feel as shy and embarrassed. you’ll have to really talk to him and help him feel comfortable.
jeong yunho:
b a b i e oh my god. he has moments of being a lil shit but it’s usually just offhand comments and if you look at him sternly he rushes to apologize immediately. sometimes wants you to be soft and take care of him :,) but sometimes he just wants you to be rough and just ruin him. i don’t think he’d like you to be mean tho.
kang yeosang:
he just seems uncomfortable most of the time, and refuses to talk about it to you unless you make him. you have to make a point to him that this is what you want and he shouldn’t have to feel like he has to dom. once you get him to c h i l l about it, he’s honestly such a sight for sore eyes. he moans so beautifully and his expressions are all so precious.
choi san:
i think he wants a combination of praise and pain. i think degrading might upset him a bit, especially if you touched on something he was sensitive and insecure about. so like, hurt him all you want, but keep it physical. his mind and his heart can’t handle being told he’s just a worthless slut.
song mingi:
angel. absolute angel. he lowkey prolly has some weird ass kinks but like we don’t judge here. he’ll want to act more dominant outside the bedroom, but that’s because he loves the feeling of submitting and giving you the control.
jung wooyoung:
fuck. him. up. he lives for this??? lol i’m a rather softer dom and i don’t really like brats but i know a l o t of people do. if you do, wooyoung is your man. he’s the biggest annoyance every, always wants you to destroy him and put him in his place. degrade him, bully him, hurt him, god he wants it all. you gotta be sweet and gentle during aftercare though.
i don’t feel comfortable adding jongho to this post!
A/N: I’m so sorry that this one took me so long ! (I got the request some time ago) but there it is! I decided to make the bullet-points thingy rather than the reaction/scenario format this time. Hope y’all like it! 😘 Feel free to give me feedback and send requests! Xx. B.
Genre: Fluff
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Kim Hongjoong:
Hongjoong would not know what is happening to him
Seeing you for the very first time
At such a random place and time
It would strike him
He would be the type to have his thoughts running wild
His heart beating at a faster pace
He would love that sensation
Being all smiling
Hongjoong would stare at you the WHOLE time
If he has the occasion, he would not hesitate and come to talk to you
Makes the conversation!
Talks about everything, anything
Getting to know you would only add to his interest in you
And it would assure him that it’s not just your looks
Definitely would not let the chance slide
Ends up getting your phone number
Because he is determined to get it
Lowkey would write a song about you after
Park Seonghwa:
My man!
Seonghwa would be super conflicted about this
The moment he saw you happened in the speed of light
Too quickly for his liking
He would check you out unintentionally
Unable to tear his eyes off of you
But is still able to keep his composure
Looks neutral and unaffected
A boost of confidence would take over him
He would start a conversation with you
Very gallant and polite!
Not trying too much but enough to keep you interested
Lets you speak for the most part
A real gentleman ugh
5 seconds eye contacts while talking
Seems relaxed and completely confident on the outside
Nervous and praying for you to keep talking inside
Eventually offers to go on a date some other time
Jeong Yunho:
Now that boy!
I feel like Yunho would be all over the place
Feeling excited to no point as he saw you
Just seeing you talking and standing in the same room
It would drive him crazy
You looked like the incarnation of beauty to him
Would not gawk at you though
Only stealing glances from time to time
His face would become redder by the minutes
Already imagining what you two would look like together
Inner debates on whether making a move or not
Really struggling to make the decision
Ends up watching you leaving the room
Instant regret
Would try his best to calm his nerves
Hopes that you’re still in the area
Unconsciously looks for you
Definitely would think about it for the rest of his life the week the night
Kang Yeosang:
Yeosang would be a mess
He sure did not see it coming
It would hit him like a truck
He would instantly feel shy
Even though you were not next to him
Or facing him
He would feel all hot and embarrassed out of a sudden
BUT AGAINST ALL ODDS
He would make his way to you
Trying to make a move
Tries his absolute best to look cool
He would keep a closed face as he spoke
But as soon as you talked
He would break into a wide smile
Unable to control it
Loves to hear your voice
And what you have to say
Goes back to a serious expression
Whenever his lips would stretch into a grin
A complete shy mess
Choi San:
Oh boy...
San knows it
He understands what is happening to him
From the moment his eyes land on you
Can not look elsewhere
Does not want to
From his spot
He would try everything to have you looking at him
From fixing his hair
To laugh loudly
San would stare at you
Checking from time to time if you were looking in his direction
When he catches you looking back
Boy would literally die inside
Feeling his pulse going quicker
And his face getting hotter
He would probably lose his cool at that moment
But if you happened to smile at him
His assurance is G O N E
Will start to feel bashful for a moment
If you two end up talking
You would definitely experience his duality
Lost between his smiling, cute, and timid figure
And his charming and cocky persona
Song Mingi:
That baby!
Mingi would certainly be a mix of Yunho and San
Hear me out...
Like Yunho he would consider whether to approach you or not
And just like San
He would try to capture your attention
BUT
Unlike San, he would not play mysterious
Mingi would go for the cute guy card
He would be smiling all the time
Telling jokes
Doing his best to make you laugh and smile
Every time you did
He could swear that his heart skipped a beat
He would let slip that he thought you were beautiful when you laughed
Covers his embarrassment with more cute actions
But not too cringy to avoid making you flee
If you agree to go out with him, however
He would become all seductive with his deep voice
Jung Wooyoung:
Okay!
I really don’t know why
But I feel like if Wooyoung ever experiences love at first sight
He would have NO CLUE
Of how to act
Being Tranquil or Obvious?
He is lost at that moment
How could you leave such an impression on him?
After only seeing you that once
You made him feel dazed
So much that he would play it apathetic
I really picture him acting distant
As if you could understand his nonexistent signals??
Type of reverse psychology??
He thinks that looking indifferent while being near you
Or even while talking to you
Would make you understand his attraction
Like seriously??
When he eventually notices how rude he may appear at that moment
He would immediately apologize
Telling you that you made him nervous
That this is not his usual state
And that he would like to make it up to you
By taking you out on a date
Choi Jongho:
Let’s go!
Jongho is another case
Even though he is the youngest
I think he would be one of the fittest in this situation
He sure was not expecting to feel this way in his life
Let alone after just one glimpse at your face
He would stay aside for a moment
Think about how he could approach you
Going through every little detail in his head
He sure was not going to let you go
Without making an effort before
You affected him so much
It was beyond his power
Feeling like he is taking too much time
And you might be gone at any time
He would confidently come to you
Being well-mannered
Making sure that he is not rushing you
And gets straight to the point
Tells you how he feels and how even he can’t explain it
That he would love to get your number
Just a joyful, amusing and honest bean
Would suggest a date over the phone the following week or so
