A-Z fluff Headcanons with Butters!
General neutral reader!
Requested? No!
A = Attractive: what do they find attractive about you?
Literally everything.
B = Baby:do they want a family? why/why not?
Not really. Butters is really nervous that he'll end up being like his dad as a parent.
C = Cuddle:how do they cuddle?
He's a little spoon and loves to be picked up or curled up on your lap.
D = Dates:what are dates with them like?
They're cliche in a cute way! Stargazing on a hill, picnics, or a romantic walk in the forest!
E = Everything: you are their ____ (e.g my life, my world…)
You are his lifeline.
F = Feelings:when did they know they were falling in love?
Almost immediately!
G = Gentle:are they gentle? If so, how?
Very gentle, he's the sweetest and worries so much about you and your safety!
H = Hand: Hold how do they like to hold? how do they like to hold hands?
He's shy about holding hands so he usually just links pinkies.
I = Impression: first impression/s
"W-Wow... Gee, they're so pretty... I need to say hi!"
J = Joker: are they into pulling pranks?
Not really. If he does he'll get grounded.
K = Kisses: how do they kiss?
He's way too shy to initiate a kiss on the lips so he'll kiss your cheeks and forehead.
L = Little things: what little things do they love/notice?
He loves how you constantly compliment him even when you don't realize the statement you used is one.
M = Memory: their favorite moment of you two?
The first time you kissed him (even though it was only on the cheek)
N = Nickel: do they spoil? do they buy you everything?
He can't do that, but he tries! Almost every time he goes to the store he comes back and gives you whatever he found that reminded him of you!
O = Orange: what color reminds them of you?
Yellow!
P = Petnames: what petnames do they use?
Dear, Love, Honey most of the time but he uses anything on the spot even if it's dorky.
Q = Questions: what are the questions they’re always asking?
"Do you like it?" "How did I get so lucky?"
R = Remember: their favorite memory of you
The first time you fell asleep together as a couple. He felt so ecstatic waking up to see your sleeping face!
S = Sad: how do they cheer themselves/you up
Cuddles and movies!
T = Talking: what do they love to talk about?
He loves when you listen to him rambling about his plans as Professor Chaos.
U = Universe: use a metaphor, what are you to them? (e.g he was the universe, ever-changing and mysterious)
You are his guiding light.
V = Very: ___ they’re thoughts about you (e.g she’s very smart, he’s very stubborn, they’re very annoying etc.)
Very adorable!
W = Why: reasons why they love you
You never make fun of him for his interests and don't take advantage of his kindness.
X = Xylophone: What’s their song?
Mirror Man by Jack Stauber.
Y = You: the ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)
You're the Roxanne to his Megamind.
Z = Zebra:if they wanted a pet, what pet would they get?
Hamsters and rats are his ideal pets! He loves hamsters since they're so cute and fluffy and he loves rats from just how genius they are! The perfect minions!
