May I present: The Lemony Snicket Test
if you answer “no” to these questions you’re doing a lot better than Lemony Snicket
Are you currently hanging off the outside of a moving train?
Are you retelling the story of your ex girlfriend’s three children being chased by a really misunderstood theater kid who also happened to be your best childhood friend and your sister’s lover?
Are you currently on the lamb?
if you answered “yes” to any of these questions, I highly recommend you seek help.
















