#austrailiansanta

[dafoodle]

Rent the swaghetti

[captor-and-ampora]

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Me: okay hahah maybe this isn’t one of those posts!!!

Me: *scrolls down* ahahaha

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Me: are you fucking serious i wasted two seconds of my life being thankful that this goddamned bullshit didn’t happen to me this fucking once and now THIS shit pops up on my dash like no tomorrow first of all tumblr hoW DARE Y

[screamingatmirrors]

australiansanta here's some birds kissing. 

[appleshampooing]

margarine is literally just diet butter

[appleshampooing]

sometimes i claim to dislike people with big ego's but then i remember the time a kid in my native studies class asked me if girls really looked into a mirror and disliked what they saw and my reply was "i don't think so, because i know im flawless" while walking away in satisfaction

[freakymummy]

Best thing ever 

[appleshampooing]

when I first discovered anon messaging I used to send Ben a lot of anon compliments idk why

[meurotic]

AustralianSanta is the only one on my dash everyone else is asleep