#australia memes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I thought they did win.

[raccoon-coded]

I've been meaning to make this dumbass meme forever

[mxmorbidmidnight]

A day in the life of a useless Australian goose.

Wake up meet the ex wife Sharon‼️🔥‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥❌❌❌🫵🫵🫵 Then we have our daily divorce💪💪💪💪💪

Look here it’s specckenyzie my little princess.

Time to fuck off and take shazza to cricket practice.

In the arvo we fuck on down to the pub in our thongs and budgie smugglers for some right old day drinking.

Aussie classic meal right mate, irresponsible alcohol consumption and this shit.

Yeahhhh mate throw on the fursuit and go chase the cockies off my fucking lawn. That’ll TEACH THOSE CUN—‼️‼️‼️‼️❌❌❌🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Toot Toot Chugga Chugga by the Wiggles is an Ineffable Husbands song. I'm sorry.

I hoped it wouldn't come to this. I really did. I'm sorry, Australian maggots, you were the first to kidnap me so you hold a special place in my stockholm-syndromed heart. I even made two posts about you! But here we are, as a society.

"Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Red Car" is an X-rated Aziracrow song. You are all free to thank @howmanyholesinswisscheese for introducing me to this song. I am SCARRED FOREVER.

Where do I even start. I'm going to politely not mention the uh, the hand pumping gestures for the toot toot and whatever it is they're, uh, chugging. Don't tell me it's a train noise because that brings a WHOLE lot more unanswered questions.

I'm also going to not mention Simon's in the 'backseat' it's all good Simon you do your thing front or back or however you like.

Okay. So we have Anthony (seriously? Crowley's literal first name?) and he is eating. When we all know he doesn't eat actual food. Mmhm I know what you're eating Anthony.

ANTHONY IS EATING, HE'S EATING SO MUCH FOOD, HE'S EATING APPLES AND ORANGES, FRUIT SALAD TOO.

YEAH OKAY. APPLES? EMBODIMENT OF ORIGINAL SIN AND TEMPTATION BY OUR VERY OWN SERPENT OF EDEN. AND THE FRUIT OH YEAH THIS IS FRUITY.

SOMEONE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO TELL ME THAT THIS LINE "GOT THEM INTO FRUITS" AS A KID. I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, THIS LINE WAS FRUITY ALL RIGHT, AND SO ARE YOU. VERY, VERY FRUITY, THIS LINE AND YOU AND ANTHONY.

BIG RED CAR, WE'RE GONNA RIDEEEEEE THE WHOLE DAY LONG

Ooooooooookay. The, uh, 'car' is big and red, huh. big and red. That's a bit too much information.

But sure, Anthony, you go right ahead and rideeeeeee that big red 'car' all day long.

They're showing this song to kids? Australia are you okay? @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet? @madfangirlontheloose? @howmanyholesinswisscheese?

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[historynerdj2]

History Memes #17

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