#awakenedmaiden

[nyalternatehellkitten]

@awakenedmaiden

Hello Satori.

"Hang on, I need to have a seat..."

With that rather lackluster introduction, the cat takes a seat, evidently keen to catch her breath. Though she's well used to physically exertion most of the time, she's still recovering from her latest ordeal, and the trek to Chireiden tired her out a little more than she expected it to.

"I uh... I needed to visit his home."

It might help me get over it or something. I don't know.

Her thoughts are not a continuous slurry of insults for once, although they do seem a bit slow and tired. They reflect the cat herself; Nyalter's scruffier than usual, her hair messy and untidy, like permanent bedhead. She's also rather lazily dressed, her clothes a bit rumpled and disorganised.

"Anyways, yeah, I want to stay here for a bit."

And talk to you for a bit, if you don't mind...

Nyalter offers a slight smile. The only peace offering she's brought along this time is herself.

[waitingfate-archived]

@awakenedmaiden​:

"You didn't break into the Palace of the Earth Spirits?" She let out a little whimper. Like a defeated animal. But she'd come all the way here. For nothing? "Tengu feathers were all over my home? Why would a tengu travel so far to the underground except to get a scoop?"

“The Palace of the Earth Spirits has not been on my mind for a very long time. In any case, I spend most of my time here, or the shrines, or the Human Village. ... Did you really climb all the way up here?”

“That and what you’re telling me about tengu feathers in your home sounds scoo-ba-doop scoop-scoop to me!”

[letsspringintoaction]

"Lily White. I need you to answer clearly. What might this be?"

*Fairy thinking sounds*

"Smash!" Lily no, answer properly.

"I'm sorry but I can't say what I really think it is. I don't have that mod installed right now. I did how ever take the wild Fairylander trait during creation so I'll atleast meet the reference once I travel to the worst of the DLC places."

[clock-corpse]

"Sakuya Izayoi, my age old rival. We made quite a show of that beauty pageant, didn't we? It was tense to the final moment. In honor of that legendary duel, I have a request to make of you."

She's suddenly down on her knees hands clenched together as she begins to beg.

"Please teach me the basics of cooking before the next round of the competition."

This is late as fuck and I'm very sorry but I'm going to answer this as if I answered it on that day.

"Teach you? Cooking? I guess it wouldn't hurt my chances of winning if I showed you how to not burn a steak."

"Actually, no. Let's start somewhere else. What in the world made you think it was a good idea to let your food cook in the wild fires of Hell in the first place? And, whatever your assistant prepared for you? I could hardly call that edible."

"You're a noblewoman aren't you? Surely in that mansion of yours you should have four or five kitchens. At least two."

[inverse-muses]

@twinfoxtails/@awakenedmaiden

Gasp

"Friends! Here, here! Take some blueberry honey jam! Take, take!"

She's forcing you both to take the jam. Take it.

[musou-fuuin]

@awakenedmaiden This mental imagery was too funny. I had to doodle it.

[imperishable-prayers]

“Evil what…?” Confusion.

[archivedthesun]

“This isn’t a democracy. There’s no voting. Either best me in hand to hand combat and kill me with your bare hands or don’t even think about becoming a Shrine Maiden.

Pussy.”