#babbling monks

[maniacal-monk]

Disgruntled excitement

[maniacal-monk]

"Well, ideally--."

"Ideally, you'd shut up for once. But you can't always get what you want."

[maniacal-monk]

"It Dodo-ed."

"What?"

"It's gone. It died. Went extinct."

"..."

"Like the Dodo birds."

[maniacal-monk]

"It's the wrong time of month."

"What, your period?"

"No. I'm a werewolf."

[maniacal-monk]

"Cleanliness is next to godliness."

You obsessively clean everything about yourself, your house, your yard, etc. in the hope that, one day, you will be so clean you become God.

This year, God is retiring.

[maniacal-monk]

"I have been injured."

"I can see that."

"Yes. You can."

[maniacal-monk]

"Oh right. That's my name. Um."

[maniacal-monk]

"So. You got a plan, right? Plan A?"

"No."

"What about... plan B?"

"Not really."

"Plan C?"

"Oh, come on! Everyone's got a plan C."

"What is it, then?"

"Run away."