¡♡ — Dating Baby 5 would be an extremely intense and affectionate relationship.
¡♡ — She falls in love very quickly.
¡♡ — From the moment you start dating, you become the most important person in her life.
¡♡ — She constantly asks if you need anything.
¡♡ — “Do you need me to do something? Anything?”
¡♡ — Sometimes you need to remind her that she can also rest.
¡♡ — She loves hearing you say that you need her. It literally makes her day.
¡♡ — She is afraid of being abandoned or useless. So she can get sad if she thinks you don’t need her. That’s why you would have to frequently remind her how important she is to you.
¡♡ — She would be extremely proud to be your girlfriend. Like… she would literally introduce you to everyone.
¡♡ — Baby 5 has the habit of asking if you need anything every few minutes.
¡♡ — Even if you say no.
¡♡ — If you casually mention that you like a certain food, the next day she shows up with a perfect version of it made by her.
¡♡ — When you walk together, she naturally walks slightly ahead, looking around. It’s almost a reflex of protection.
¡♡ — If you’re doing something difficult or time-consuming, she starts helping without even asking.
¡♡ — She likes to fix your clothes or hair without realizing she’s doing it.
¡♡ — When you sit together, she has a habit of resting her head on your shoulder while talking.
¡♡ — If someone speaks badly about you in front of her, her expression changes completely in seconds.
¡♡ — She loves hearing you talk about random things in your life, even if it has nothing to do with pirates or battles.
¡♡ — If you casually mention that you’re tired, she immediately starts organizing everything so you can rest.
¡! ──── Bartolomeu
¡♡ — He seems scary, but with you he becomes a complete lovesick idiot.
¡♡ — He gets nervous easily when you do something cute.
¡♡ — He also talks about you with a lot of pride.
¡♡ — Bartolomeo is ridiculously protective.
¡♡ — There is a very important detail.
¡♡ — If someone asks something about you, he answers as if he’s talking about a celebrity.
¡♡ — Sometimes you notice he didn’t hear anything from the conversation because he was distracted watching you.
¡♡ — If someone asks where you are, he responds immediately, because he always knows where you’ve been.
¡♡ — He pays very close attention when you speak, even if he’s talking to someone else.
¡♡ — He likes to walk slightly behind you when you’re in crowded places.
¡♡ — When you sit, he usually turns his body toward you.
¡! ──── Caesar Clown
¡♡ — Dating Caesar would be an extremely weird relationship, but surprisingly interesting.
¡♡ — At first he would take a long time to admit that he likes you.
¡♡ — He would call you assistant or subordinate even though he’s clearly in love.
¡♡ — He loves it when you compliment his intelligence, even if you know he’s exaggerating.
¡♡ — You would probably live in a giant laboratory full of dangerous things.
¡♡ — He constantly asks for your help in experiments (even if you don’t understand anything).
¡♡ — Sometimes you’re the only person who can stop him from doing something extremely dangerous.
¡♡ — He’s not very good at traditional romance.
¡♡ — If you touch something in his lab without asking, he immediately starts complaining… but he never takes it from you. He just grumbles while continuing to work.
¡♡ — He has a habit of floating behind you while you do simple things, like reading or eating, just watching. If you ask what he wants, he responds with something like
“Nothing. Continue.”
¡♡ — Sometimes he uses his powers just to steal things from your hand without getting up. Like taking an apple or a book.
¡♡ — He likes to discuss ideas with you, even if you don’t understand chemistry. In his mind, you are the only person who listens to him for hours.
¡♡ — If you complain about the smell of the lab, the next day he shows up with a strange mask or filter he invented himself.
¡♡ — He has a strange tendency to sleep at completely random times. Sometimes you find him sleeping on top of papers or equipment.
¡♡ — He hates admitting when something you suggested worked better than his idea.
So he says something like:
“Obviously I had already thought of that.”
¡♡ — Despite his horrible personality, you would be one of the only people he truly values.
¡! ──── Cavendish
¡♡ — Dating Cavendish would be like living inside a dramatic and exaggerated romance.
¡♡ — He is absurdly charming. Always calling you my beautiful, my muse, and my star.
¡♡ — He also likes to show you off to others. Because, in his mind, if he is perfect, his partner also has to be amazing.
¡♡ — He is extremely romantic.
¡♡ — Cavendish gets jealous easily.
¡♡ — Cavendish has the habit of checking his hair in any reflective surface. Glass, sword, water… anything.
¡♡ — When you walk together in public places, he always offers his arm for you to hold, like in a ball.
¡♡ — He likes to narrate simple things dramatically.
“What a perfect night to walk beside the most charming person in this sea.”
¡♡ — He has the habit of fixing your posture or your clothes before you enter somewhere.
¡♡ — Sometimes he starts telling exaggerated stories about his battles… and you realize half of it is probably drama.
¡♡ — He hates appearing tired or sloppy around you, so he tries to maintain a perfect appearance at all times.
¡♡ — When you’re alone, he becomes much quieter than people would expect.
¡♡ — He has a strange tendency to nap out of nowhere, which always leaves you a little alert because of Hakuba.
¡♡ — Cavendish likes to appear dramatically when you least expect it.
¡♡ — He has the habit of taking your hand and kissing it in the middle of conversations.
¡♡ — Sometimes he starts speaking badly about other pirates just because he thinks they looked at you.
I was thinking of baby Hargreeves headcanons and it ocurred to me:
Five was the last one to learn how to walk.
Now hear me out- he was one of the first ones to "discover" his ability–the first one was Klaus by default, and then Luther–so while everyone started to walk to reach something they wanted (Bluey reference frfr) he just blinked. And almost instantly after he fell asleep because Baby Five has no energy to spare.
So sometimes, the nannies would just find him sleeping on the kitchen table next to the marshmallows, or in very dangerous places babies Should Not Be In like on top of a closet.
