#badou nails

[weirdofox12]

some dbac textposts

[hiddenremnant]

(lukas) also had a realisation yesterday like badou really is both lavis smooshed together with additional bastard energy and a cigarette addiction

[hawkstincan]

here lays my last braincell. rip and what can i say? my love for dumpster divers will never cease

[cailas]

.comrade

[keysaww]

Ol draws and paintings - smoke & drink edition!

1. Monsta self (digital) 2. JIPPER JUICE (digital) 3. Badou Nails from Dogs: Bullets & Carnage (digital) 4. harshwhimsy's fursona (digital)

[ciaossu-imagines]

For the polyshipping day of the event, I used the below prompt for a polyship between Badou Nails, the reader, and Heine Rammsteiner from Dogs: Bullets & Carnage! Though an underappreciated gem, I hope that there exists fans of the series out there and that they might enjoy or smile at these little headcanons!

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:

Always wins when they play Trivia Crack?

Badou’s surprisingly good at the history and arts questions. I think Dave was really into history and arts and Badou has kind of soaked in the knowledge through osmosis, through listening to Dave talk and because his older brother was into them, he kind of felt they must be cool things to know about. Heine, on the other hand, is terrible at Trivia Crack. He’ll get the odd question right and surprise everyone, but other than that, the only questions he gets right are the ones he’s memorized from playing it enough times and those questions popping up every time. It’s likely that you, the reader, are the one to win, honestly.

Laughs when their partner trips on something?

Both Badou and Heine will be guilty of doing this. Heine’s is a knee-jerk reaction, even if his partner hurts himself, but the laughter only lasts a second or two before he checks to make sure they’re all right. Badou’s still laughing while checking to make sure the other is alright and helping them if necessary…however, this only applies to the reader character, who is a little more fragile, likely, than the boys. Both of them will laugh and mock the other for being clumsy, pretty good-naturedly, since they know there’s probably no real damage done. Badou gets the most upset at being laughed at.

Would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke?

It’s Badou and it’s normally Heine that bears the brunt of these kinds of jokes. When it comes to the reader, Badou has tried it once or twice and finds their squirming cute, but they either get upset at him and he feels bad or they pay him back a lot harsher, and with more surprise, than Heine does.

Spoils the ending of books or movies?

Badou is actually really considerate about doing this. He hates being spoiled on things himself, like he will get quite angry if someone does that to him, so he doesn’t spoil things for other people, at least never on purpose. Heine really doesn’t stop to think about people not being caught up or not knowing about all the spoilers. If they mention something he’s familiar with and they seem to want to talk about it, he talks about it with them and spoilers just naturally leak into his conversation. He’s never really too bummed out either if he hears spoilers, so he doesn’t really stop to consider that other’s might feel differently from him in that regard.

Always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW?

It would have to be you, the lovely reader. While Badou does know what those things are, he doesn’t actively do anything about them and doesn’t really get the point. Heine doesn’t even know what the hell those acronyms mean. He’d be more upset about you posting his pictures without his permission.

Eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it?

It’s either you or Badou, simply by the fact that cake isn’t really Heine’s favourite. He’ll have some, maybe once in a blue moon, here and there, but it’s not something he really wants to eat all that regularly and one slice is enough, at those times. He might not even finish the whole slice. Badou tends to late night snack and just grabs whatever is easy and handy in the fridge though, so he’s a little guilty of eating both yours and Heine’s things before you can have a chance to.

Obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week?

Badou runs on sarcasm and bad puns for his humour. It’s just who he is. He doesn’t need a day specifically for it because bad puns come every day. He’ll have learned a horrible amount of them from Mimi and Dave and he rehashes them and expects both you and Heine to laugh at them, no matter how often he’s used them. It hurts him a little when nobody appreciates his humour, even with a pity laugh.

Makes loving hack posts on other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter, etc.?

Heine, for one, doesn’t have any social media. He thinks the whole thing and point of them is stupid. He has zero interest in any form of social media and wouldn’t really check either yours or Badou’s unless it was necessary (ie: to track you two down) and he wouldn’t think of popping onto either of your social medias to post anything. Badou is actually really respectful that way and wouldn’t do it either. His personal phone, his online accounts, things like that are his personal business and he’ll take breaking into either of them or going and snooping through them to kind of be invading his privacy and it’s likely to cause a fight if you do that to him.

Has to beat their partner in every game?

Heine gets wicked competitive. It doesn’t even matter how silly and stupid the game. He doesn’t even take it seriously or seem to care about winning, at least in the beginning, but somehow as the game goes on, he finds himself getting more and more invested in it and his competitive nature comes out. He hates losing to either of you guys in games and gets grumpy when he does.

Keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff?

Badou is horrible for this. He suffers from some insomnia and really bad nightmares, so his sleep schedule is all over the place. He’s a night owl by nature too and spending half the night awake is no stranger to this man. But there’s something about those late-night hours that relaxes him too, that makes him feel the most at peace, and he’ll be up for the longest, most honest and sincere, and soul-searching talks during those periods. Even if you feel like sleeping, it’s hard not to want to take advantage of his openness during this time and it might be sleep that’s okay being wasted to you, the lovely reader, depending on how heavily you guard your precious sleep.

Eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway?

Both Heine and Badou are guilty of this, but I’m going to go with Badou being slightly more guilty of this, just because he also smokes and doesn’t use mouthwash or a mint afterwards, expecting you to just be okay with kissing him no matter what his breath is like.

[rebornologist]

♡ Heine & Badou vs. Your Jacket Thievery ✧

lil snippet bc I was thinking about the boys.. an indulgent af reader-insert, that's probably ooc. I need to reread the manga so bad plz enjoy and consider reading d: b&c if you haven't xoxo ♡

Heine would not have noticed had you not smelled overwhelmingly like him, despite coming right out of the shower. Your hair was wet from bathing and you had a towel draped over your head, but you seem to have gotten some of your laundry mixed up, or so he hoped.

“Hey.. what’s up with the shirt?” he grumbles as he eyes you up and down.

“Oh, this? I.. think.. it’s yours, sorry. I must have grabbed it by accident before going into the bathroom,” you admit, folding over at the hip to wrap the towel around your hair before righting yourself again. Heine looks away, clearly feeling a little awkward.

“...whatever, wash it before you give it back,” his pale eyebrows knit together and he frowns slightly as he pauses, “or.. actually, just keep it.”

"Uh..wha-?" you turned, and he was gone, with the door drifting closed behind him. You make a mental note to thank him the next time you see him.

୨୧ ⁺ ₊

Badou willingly gave you his coat. He stopped by your work to drop off some "documents", and left it with you to ensure that you’d stay dry in case it rained on your way home.

“Sky’s even greyer than usual today..” he muses, lighting a cigarette as he contemplates the chance of rain.

“Your jacket smells like smoke,” you grumble, mildly turned away by that fact. Normally you’d love sharing clothes with him.. but this one, he must have had for a while, for it bore all of his.. quintessence.

“All of me smells like smoke, babe.” the redhead points out matter-of-factly, turning to help you shrug the parka over your shoulder. “Sorry about that..” he takes a step back, fighting a smile, “looks good on you, though.”

He blinks as you pluck the cigarette from between his teeth and lean in to press a little kiss to his lips, giving him the taste of something else he’s addicted to.

“Thanks.”

[benratinox]

I'm on a quest for atonement I've got to find peace of mind And a place to rest