#balthazaur

[thychesters]

heyacas and balthazaur

heyacas—- ahh what a pretty theme! also CAS EVERYWHERE A++ feathers everywhere idk man she seems really rad !!

balthazaur—— yes hello!! I really like the sidebar, haha also I love ducks so yes that’s awesome but no she seems very very lovely :)

I hope they both have a nice night!

hey yo do the thing

[antivancoffeelover]

If you could perhaps detail what dog boy!Cas and dog boy!dean would look like, (as in just how much "anthro" they would be, like just dog ears and tail but the rest human?) I'd certainly take a swing at it for you... (maybe cuz ur awesome <3 *flees*)

dean is a german shepherd [x]

cas is a dutch shepherd [x]

and cute bby alfie with this coloration and color pattern [x]

like if you gave him a spotty belly or fur going up his back with spots i would basically owe you my life, anon

ummm. but yeah basically just like the ears and tail, teeth, maybe claws for dean and cas. ears and tail for samandriel and cute teeth if you wanted plus the fur up the back like i mentioned

i am jUST WAY TOO ATTACHED TO THESE DUMB TYPES OF AUs ANON

[antivancoffeelover]

taking caps of the killing is making me want a samandestiel mafia au where samandriel gets taken in by the cops and they have no idea who he is and he's all calm and collected and basically making this face at everyone

bc mafia au y'know

and the cop is like 'you're really calm for a guy sitting in an interrogation room'

and alfie just smirks

'you really don't know who i am, do you?'

ugghhh and alfie being dean and cas' favorite and i am jUST REALLY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW DON'T TOUCH ME

i mean ugh just most people thinking he's like dean and cas' bitch or whatever but he takes so much fucking pride in being theirs and how high up he is in their little mafia family and ugghghhhh plus he's really important outside of just the sex because he's relatively small and he can blend into a crowd really easily so he's the perfect spy because people underestimate him

and fuck the cops really have no idea who they're holding and they don't really take him seriously until dean winchester's lawyer (that'd be sam) walks into the station and demands to know why they're holding his client

i jUST FUCKING FUCK

[antivancoffeelover]

apparently the full acronym for lgbt+ is lgbtqqip2saa (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans*, queer, questioning, intersex, pansexual, 2 spirited, asexual and ally)

not fucking joking

this is why i say gsrm (gender sexual and romantic minorities)

everyone should be comfortable in calling themselves something if they so choose, but the acronym we're currently using in the mainstream to try and make sure no one is left out is fucking ridiculous. at this point it's almost getting in the way of itself

[antivancoffeelover]

petition for a human au with muriel and samandriel as fraternal twins and when they're like four samandriel meets dean winchester and castiel (both six) for the first time when mary drops them off with sam for the day to be babysat

and muriel spends the entire day asking samandriel if he's gonna marry castiel and dean

and fifteen years later when the three of them are in a poly relationship she just gets the most smug smile on her face and says called it

[antivancoffeelover]

//lays on the floor. //cries. cockwarmers aren’t good if they’re dead-cold you feel me? god that’s actually terrible. ;n; but he was such a sweet angel. i bet he had to have some kind of grace!sex to get a job on earth; he was so fresh feeling??? bby

god he was so sweet i do feel you

my favorite fics are with dom!dean and sub!samandriel or just anything where dean is sweet and protective oh god i'm gonna start crying fuck

[antivancoffeelover]

it's 8.1k and a wip