#barillapasta

[katiemcgrathisdaddyaf]

I’m in your houses because I’m invited (I’m an EMT)

sounds like something a vampire would say but okay

[appropriatelystupid]

gender: funk wizard

new bff alignment just dropped: funky wizard and funky genie

[mikerowave-writes]

trick or treat!! 🧙🛍️

a wizard approaches my porch !!! i cast WALL OF M&MS

(im passing you m&ms throught the wall)

[gaymy-raudenfeld]

[sbnkalny]

trans rights?

trans rights?

[joey-wheeler-official]

i know u have at least 1 bc i’m determined to see how this episode of super mario bros ends

a true ally in these trying times

[melissa-benoists]

You think watching sausage party is bad? I was a waiter at a dine-in movie theater when it came out.

oh my god i am SO so sorry 

[laurasbailey]

yo just to throw in my two cents as someone with a bunch of tattoos that i regret- the reason i regret them isn’t because of the tattoos themselves, but because i got talked into getting them done impulsively and so didn’t choose artists that would do it exactly the way i had in mind. the ones where i Did choose I love even after several years!! if you love the design and the artist you’ll be golden!! also re: normal- agree it’s like a painful cat scratch and healing is going to ITCH

that’s good to know!! i definitely made sure to think about this one for a long time - i think september 2019 was when i got the idea originally lmao