#barty crouch jr

[alwaystightrope]

tw - tinyyy walburga's A+ parenting

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Sirius sat on the cold stone floor of his Azkaban cell, eyes fixed on the man across from him, who repeatedly thumped his head against the stone wall.

“Your father’s a right prick,” Sirius muttered.

“Don’t have to tell me twice,” Barty Crouch Jr. deadpanned.

Sirius let out a bitter huff. “I don’t think my own parents would’ve done what yours did.”

“No trial. Took the word of others. You didn’t do it… did you?” Barty’s tone was flat, almost accusatory, but not really.

Sirius said nothing.

“I’m gonna kill him,” Barty muttered, voice low and tense. “As soon as I get out. Moody, too, that piece of shit… killed my Rosie.”

Barty’s voice cracked.

“I’m sorry about Evan,” Sirius said quietly.

“And Regulus,” Barty added, eyes briefly meeting Sirius.

Sirius’ gaze hardened. “If I get out… I’m going to find Pettigrew. And I’m going to make him pay.”

Barty smirked faintly, a glimmer of approval in the dim light. “Revenge suits you, Black.”

[deswhomst]

Barty: Would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?

Regulus: I would roundhouse kick you in the face for free.

Barty, tearing up: I'm your best friend?

[tulaimesbienalors]

barty talks to babies like they are full grown adults and when they reply with baby noises he goes “i know right?”

i don’t make the rules

[noblehouseofgay]

Regulus: so. Who taught Harry that word. I'm not mad, I just want to know.

James: I did it-

Regulus: no, no you didn't

Regulus: Remus?

Remus: don't look at me, look at your brother

Sirius: what?! I didn't teach him that!

Remus: hm, that's weird. How'd you even know he said it?

Sirius: bc he shouted it at dinner! In front of all of us!

Remus: suspicious.

Sirius: NO-

Lily: if it matters, probably not but, Marlene was the last one to babysit

Marlene: liar! It was Peter!

Peter: hey!

James: alright let's not fight, it was me, let me take care of it-

Regulus: no! Who did it??

[Silence]

Evan: reg...barty has been awfully quie-

Barty: OH REALLY ROSIER?!

[Arguments break out]

Regulus, whispering to Pandora: I taught him. I accidentally burnt my hand and said "fuck" while Harry was next to me. I predict ten minutes from now they'll all be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces

[myrows]

Regulus, James and Barty but make it Challengers

[freenowrightnow]

i know barty was having the time of his life during goblet of fire. he got to kidnap moody, kill his father, and teach his students a bunch of dark curses. and they loved him for it

[rosiermajor]

dorcas, leaning against the doorframe: i think you should talk to your brother or at least your boyfriend during your period

regulus, under a heap of blankets: what, so idiot 1 and idiot 2 can bother me and piss me the fuck off?

dorcas: well, maybe evan or barty then?

regulus: they're just whore 1 and whore 2. just come sit here and dont talk, cas.