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Hog-Nosed Bat aka Bumblebee Bat
Surely Dick wasn't too at fault. He wasn't there for the majority of your mistreatment! He was starting up the Titans, or taking care of his own city, Bludhaven.
And when you had first come to the manor, both you and himself weren't exactly ready to have a new family, with him still having unresolved trauma over the death of his parents, and you having watched your apartment complex burn down from the inside!
You were both hurting and emotionally repressed back then, so you can't blame your big brother too much, can you?
At least, that's what he tries to tell himself at first. Because no, he wants to HELP. And he's one of the most well adjusted ones of the family (as though that's saying much-), so he can't be one of the biggest ones at fault.
Of course it isn't yours either, you were just a poor baby. You just didn't know what you were doing. And you still don't! It's so clear you're trying to push them away because you're afraid they're going to hurt you again, but they won't! They've learned their lesson, honest!
Don't you know what the realization that you're gone did to Jason? It almost tore him apart, you know! And Damian is just so curious and eager to meet you. He has so much to make up to you, so just come home and let big brother handle everything, okay? He's so eager to shower you in all the bonding moments he missed out on when you were little!
Why didn't you tell him you did theatre shows? He was in the circus, you're both performers! (In the back of his mind he can't help but wonder if that similarity is what drove you to start in the first place. Had you been desperate for a connection before genuinely falling in love with the art?) Ah, but don't get too involved now that you're out of school! That might put you in the same location as Clayface at some point.
Why don't you just perform at home? You can do a show where you play all the parts, or you can assign them roles...he's sure the other would agree if you were the one asking!
He's insistent on showing you off to the media at first, wanting everybody to know what a happy family the Wayne's are. Ah, but being in the public eye puts you at risk, and questions rise about your whereabouts for so long...maybe be a homebody! Don't go out without one of your brothers or dad, okay? They're used to handling the media, and how harsh they can be.
And the handful of villains who know their identities can't target you if you're at home. Your home. Not that dingy, unsafe apparment where they can't make sure you're warm, and fed, and safe, and happy-
Just...just stay where your big brother can look after you, okay? You both missed out on so much, after all!
Oh my, look at this funky little bat
I think his name is Sir Simon, adorable.
hello slothy, i am in the mood for some sick and twisted evil shit today. What are your favorite ways to make Sirius's life worse? Describe in detail. Please and thank you!!
i think the besr way to torture sirius is to actually make him read a book. everyone knows that's remus and regulus's thing and sirius finds it just sooooo boring, so forcing him to read is so much worse than any sort of physical torture :( babygirl was made to look pretty, he doesnt need to be smart 🩷
child circus performer dick grayson being raised by the man that appears on the tabloids for having arguably too much fun on a biweekly basis growing up to be a cop is craaazy the gotham gossip must be insane
i think people who say that batman should kill should go read terry pratchett’s night watch, and thud! for extra credit. pratchett says it better than i can— someone who works to serve and protect a city cannot play judge jury and executioner, no matter what atrocities someone committed. even and especially when they’re gleefully unrepentant, or have specifically targeted you and your family. understanding sam vimes gives you a much better understanding of batman.
Dear Lynx, what topics does Remus write in his diary while crying??? Top 5 most soppiest entries?
Dearest Bat, I’m so glad you asked.
1. Sirius came back from the summer even hotter which SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE. And his hair is so long now, and he keeps playing with it during class, and it isn’t FAIR. Existence is pain. Will he ever know anything but torment??
2. Sirius keeps flirting with his dad and going on and on about how hot he dad is and how he’s going to fuck his dad, and if he wants to fuck a Lupin, why can’t it be him?? And, oh Merlin, what if Sirius becomes his stepfather?? The universe hates him. Life is a cruel joke.
3. Sirius said he didn’t understand how any girl could not like James. Look at him!! He’s so perfect!! But when the topic came up about Remus and girls, Sirius said “ew imagine our Moony with a girlfriend 🤢.” And yes he is gay but clearly Sirius thinks the thought of him dating is disgusting. He is truly the most vile, repulsive creature alive. Why has no one decided to put him out of his misery yet??
4. Sirius bought a leather jacket. Will he never escape the toils of this mortal plane?
5. Day 47 of having a sex dream about Sirius and waking up to nothing but Sirius’s completely meaningless platonic cuddling, and he doesn’t ever want the cuddles to end but there is also nothing more excruciating in this world. Not a single soul on earth could understand his agony.
EXCUSE THE FUCK YOU?
fuck!
