#batman speaks

[imthegdbatman]

Can you finish this lyric? Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider

But see, me, it was a Bat

[the-dark-knight-blogs]

The only thing separating us from the army of stick bug/Joe Biden hybrids that the CIA is working on somewhere is that we're too understimulated by chewing on hay for hours on end to realize that Dr. Quack leaving Webkinz World was the beginning of the end

[batmanbugdog]

I asked Samuel for upsies today. He looked at me as if I was a scourge on the Earth by my very being. I feel no remorse for existing as I am, I only wish Samuel would let go of his prejudice against me.

[bloggernasibatman]

Panata ng mga Iniwan

Iniibig ko pa rin ang lumisan -- na minsan nang naging tahanan ng aking mga labi Kahit nasasaktan na ako kaya't ang sarili'y aking tuturuang maging malakas, matibay at patuloy na magmahal. At kahit mahal ko pa rin ang lumisan, aaralin ko nang tumayo sa sarili kong mga paa, susubok akong muli pero matututo na sa nakaraan. Tutuparin ko ang mga pangakong naging bulong na lang sa hangin -- nang mag-isa, at sasabihin na kaya ko na nang wala siya. Babaguhin ko ang aking buhay, mangangarap at magsusumikap, para sa isang magandang bukas.

[imthegdbatman]

do u have any thoughts on rdj return as doom?

[imthegdbatman]

Are you still a Bat movie fan? If so did you enjoy Robert Pattinson as Batman? :)

I really enjoyed The Batman, and in my opinion it's better than The Dark Knight. My reasoning is simple, I got to see Batman in a movie called The Batman.

I am hoping James Gunn doesn't cancel the planned sequel.

[the-dark-knight-blogs]

Put me in the plinko. I'll beat it. I'm Batman.

[the-dark-knight-blogs]

I am darkness! I am the night! I'm wasting away in margaritaville searchin for my lost shaker of salt some people claim that there's a woman to blame but I know, it's my own damn fault