#bava kamma

[jdsquared]

Bava Kamma 81b

[dafyomilimerick]

Bava Kamma 30

Damage caused by a (C)ha(n)nu(k)ka(h)  flame In a  public domain, who's to blame? It's a mitzvah to light in that place on that night So there's really no culprit to name. 

[jdsquared]

Bava Kamma 119b

[dafyomilimerick]

Bava Kamma 59

"Hey you! Why're you wearing black shoes?" "For the churban, I mourn as I choose." "So you think you're so great To mourn thus it's sad fate? It's off to the hoosegow with youse!"

"No, but really, I am a wise sage. By this test you'll be able to gauge: Ask me whatso you will, I'll reply.  Better still, I'll stump you!" (He was freed from his cage.)

[dafyomilimerick]

Bava Kamma 52

When a shepherd is mad at his flock He might blind the lead goat with a rock. And when God's mad at Jews He may force us to use Types of leaders deserving of mock.

[dafyomilimerick]

Bava Kamma 18

If a dog nabs a loaf that is baking, And a coal on it fire is making, And that burns up some wheat He pays full for the treat; But just half for the wheat we are taking

[dafyomilimerick]

Bava Kamma 6

They permitted the people to drain Their latrines in the season of rain. Yet you pay if the waste Causes harm as it raced Down the street, in the public domain. 

[dafyomilimerick]

Bava Kamma 15

Housing vicious dogs? That's not okay. You bring blood in your houses this way. But a nice dog like mine? Well, that's perfectly fine. Despite things that some rabbis may say.