thinking about how edythe turns him within 387 pages..
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thinking about how edythe turns him within 387 pages..
I think Bella would lose her shit if she knew that Edythe turned Beau at the ballet studio. She would kick and scream and bite because Edythe gave that man everything Bella wanted, and Edward gave her a thousand things she didn't want or need except for the one thing she actually desired
Edward, busting into Alice’s room in a cold sweat after looking at Beau for an hour: AM I GAY?!?
Alice, whipping out a PowerPoint Presentation: I am so glad you asked.
More beau and Edward art because this ship still has a chokehold grip on me
Why did Beau turn into a vampire when Bella didn't?
They both went to the bathroom before they left. Bella had a line, Beau didn't.
Female cabbies drive faster than male cabbies, so Beau got there faster.
Edythe is a more responsible driver than Edward.
The car that Edward stole (lava, purple) was faster than the #WomanCar (pink?)
Carine had better ethics than Carlisle and didn't drug a stranger on the road
The man that Carine drugged on the side of the road fought back (men fight)
Carine had WORSE ethics than Carlisle, drugged MULTIPLE people, took 10 minutes+
Archie is too gay to pay attention to traffic.
Beau's heart is More Powerful (bigger?) so it spread the venom faster
Archie just wanted Beau to be a vampire and lied to Edythe without her noticing
Woman Venom™ works faster because #Feminism
Renesmee's egg managed to ward off the vampire venom for a bit
Edythe @ Beau
sleepless in seattle
People talk about how the Twilight timeline is kind of insane, and while I agree with that, I would like to point out that the Life and Death timeline is much worse. Beau and Edythe get engaged after like a week of being official, and Beau was turning for 3 days of that. They had only known each other for 2 months when they got engaged, and most of that was Edythe ignoring Beau. It’s absolutely bonkers.