You tricked me into coming here so I'll tell you a story about a flamenco.Once upon a time, there was a beautiful flamenco named Cashew. Unfortunately, all this flamencos food was white, and so the flamenco was white instead of pink. All the other lovely pink flamencos thought Cashew was weird and so, shunned him.Cashew the flamenco grew depressed and ran away from his not so lovely flamenco family, and decided to find another family that would accept him the way he was.Walking along the riverbank, he found a lonely duck named Alonso, who had also ran away from his family in hopes to fulfill his dream of being a space travelling duck. Cashew though Alonso was great and ambitious, and so asked him is he could tag along in his quest. Alonso, happy that someone supported his ideals no matter how insane they were, was flattered that Cashew wanted to come along, and so told him to do so.Cashew and Alonso were great together, and had many great adventures. Eventually, they found a blue time machine fit for a duck and flamenco, though they didn't know what it was. They went inside and pressed some buttons and thus traveled through time and space. Cashew was glad he had found acceptance, and Alonso was glad he had found somebody to share his dream.The End!