Conversation between Alana and I at softball
Alana: Melissa, I should buy you a tiara.
Me: Why?
Alana: Because you're a princess. *gasp* You're like Princess Peach!
Me: Peach? Hell naw. I'm Daisy!
Alana: And that guy you like? He could be Mario!
Me: Naw, man. He's a beanpole and pretty tall. More like Luigi.
















