homestuck tbh
HOMESTUCK BOY HOWDY
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: ERIDAN TBH? how could this happen to me i DIDN’T LIKE HIM AT FIRST? he was just some random weirdo backtrack to the overall story and then one night i randomly had a dream about him and i woke up COMPLETELY infatuated. he went from zero to hero in no time flat. zero to hero just like that. (na na na na na na dunsh dunsh eeeaaauauaaa)also jade! i used to really hate jade??? she was so annoying to me but one day a friend sat me down and walked me through everything she did and said and stood for, and i realized “wow. wow this is actually a really awesome character! i love her to bits and pieces!” and now here we are
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: i’m so. so sorry bee. feferi. feferi gets under my skin in so many awful, terrible ways. she thinks she’s protecting people who can’t protect themselves, when really all she’s doing is suffocating them in demeaning, demoralizing ways. she treats people with slight handicaps like they’re crippled in ways that keep them from being productive members of society and it doesn’t matter if they say they’re fine, she can’t take no for an answer. she’s a helicopter parent who doesn’t have any godamn boundaries and i hate her. i really do. i’m so sorry. i just hate that no one can see past her cute demeanor and just acknowledge that she has no business being an empress if she thinks people who aren’t as privileged as her need to be coddled and treated like babies.
The character I love that everyone else hates: well, eridan obviously. but i have no excuses for this one. he’s a whiny brat who has no clue what he’s doing, he’s too quick to give up, he’s practically drowning in self-deprecation, and lord help me if he does not have the absolute most downer aura of any of the trolls. but i love him anyway ! because i’m humAN TRASH DON’T LOOK AT ME DON’T TOUCH ME
The character I used to love but don’t any longer: equius. i used to seriously love him but. i was close to a person who strongly identified as him and then she turned on me and my friends and just like i can’t really feel right around people who share her name, i can’t really feel right about equius anymore. it was death by association and i feel really bad that i can’t get over it.
The character I would totally smooch: latula. lay one on me my radical radgirl.
The character I’d want to be like: LATULA!!!! i want to have the confidence of a girl who takes her radical radness way too damn far. i want to be as rad as THE. GAMEGIRL. i mean who DOESN’T want to be latula???????? un-radical hipsters that’s who.
The character I’d slap: john tbh. don’t even talk to me about john.
A pairing that I love: jake/TD (i love you TD[shoutout to my home boy TD])
A pairing that I despise: cronus/mituna. don’t. even. fucing. talk to me. it’s disgusting and horrid that it was/is(?) such a popular ship i don’t even care what quadrant.