#bg3 rp

[ahswermn]

There are two wolves inside of us

Which one wins?

The one you feed

[videonoir]

it must be nice to be a man and make boring music just because you can now don't get me wrong, i'm a fan you're my second favorite frontman.

　　---and you could have me, if you weren't so afraid of me.

videonoir. an indie multimuse written by shamu. emphasis on original and female characters. ft. muses from dungeons and dragons, fallout, dragon age, star wars, horror, etc. dark themes will be present. 21+

[ask-gale]

"Hello? Is this thing working?"

"This is Tara. Mr. Dekarios is asleep right now. He keeps gushing about how nice everyone in this little magical artifact is, so I thought I'd check it out for myself while he's not around."

Tara inspects the strange magical box with suspicion, trying to figure out how it works.

[chaiisms]

BALDURS GATE 3 PARTY BANTER PROMPTS LIST.

all of the following prompts are taken from party banter between the companions in larian studios' baldurs gate 3 (2023). there should be no spoilers! also, a disproportionate amount of these are from astarion and karlach. i'm not sorry.

I am enjoying our walks together, aren't you, [ name ]?

You'll be as depraved as the rest of us in no time.

Friend of yours?

Were you always so sneaky?

If there's hope for me there's hope for anyone.

How are we not there yet? My feet are killing me.

This is what I get for trying to strike up conversation.

We're not going to have trouble, are we?

If we continue this way, we may get too close for comfort.

Don't get too comfortable. We shouldn't overstay our welcome in such a place.

Do you have pet names for each other yet?

[ name ]! Was that a joke?

You know what - that is not the easiest of questions for me to answer.

Given your own nature, are you really the one to judge?

You can read?!

I'm surprised - I expected you to turn your back once you got what you wanted.

I wouldn't know a flirtation if you whacked me alongside the head with it.

Why stay somewhere safe and comfortable when we could be in mortal peril?

Can't say I love what they've done with the place.

I'm learning to enjoy the taste of chaos. Count me in.

At least you didn't tell me to 'be myself'.

You have so much to learn. Repeat after me: honey muffin, sweetie pie, sugarplum.

Nice to be in a crowd of normal people for once.

So [ name ], how is your sad, hopeless pining going?

You seemed a million miles away just then.

I fear I've been rather hasty to judge you, [ name ].

Ready to enter the belly of the beast?

Step one of starting a conversation: think before you speak.

I hear your relationship has taken on a new aspect recently…

All right, just keep it down. We're conspicuous enough without your hyena call.

Not one for roughing it, I see.

Why not have a little fun?

You're right, of course. Forgive me.

My money's on you, [ name ].

The echoes - listen! They're coming from three directions!

Want me to carry you?

Feeling at home?

Treat them right, or you'll have me to answer to.

Oh, darling, would you?

No doubt they found me too intimidating.

A girl could get used to this.

Now I don't know what to believe.

Well - yes, it was a joke.

I know that, too. It just wasn't funny.

And here I thought I rubbed you the wrong way.

Man, it's good to be home. First round on who?

Oh, I wouldn't actually leave. After all, where would you be without me?

You've quite the knack for finding the bright side of things, haven't you?

Well what would impress you, then?

Let's just stop this conversation right here, shall we?

Must've been an awful day for the people who lived here

You've clearly thought this through a great deal. I'm impressed and appalled in equal measure.

Sure, but think of the stories you'll be able to tell.

I never was scared of the shadows.

I know you're not really as heartless as all that.

I judged you wrongly. I'm sorry.

Are you charging for this sage advice, or is sticking your nose into my business just a hobby?

Pragmatism, thy name is [ name ].

That's ironic, coming from you.

We're either very clever or very lucky.

You do not need luck to survive, [ name ]. Not when you have me.

That will make getting word to my mother rather tricky.

Stop gawking at the decor. This place is dangerous.

I can't tell if you're joking.

So, what's it like caring for someone other than yourself, [ name ]?

You think I'm beautiful?

I feel it too. Here if you need a pick-me-up.

Yet another thing we have in common. We're two peas in a pod.

Is it so unbelievable that they would simply like me?

Use your words.

You gonna catch me if I eat a brick?

[ name ], I've heard you talking in your sleep.

Let's never speak of this again.

You can take a day off once in a while, [ name ]

Hey! Something bit me.

Cheer up. It might be all downhill from here.

I love a nice secret hideaway, don't you?

Think the bar is open?

[shiilelagh]

#shiilelagh - private, indie, selective roleplay blog for ELEVA WILLOWRUN, a circle of spores druid from BALDUR'S GATE III. by emma. ©

[raphael-balls-inspector]

Balls, can i ask how you feel about Haarlep? Or is it a secret?

As an employee of the Department of Infernal Quality Assurance, I am ethically obligated to remain objective when interacting with infernal personnel.

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However, I regret to announce that this policy has failed catastrophically in the case of Haarlep. They can fight me, but they cannot fire me. I'm too good at my job.

A secret?

Dearest Anon, have you seen that man?

I don't know what infernal laboratory, celestial clerical error, or divine practical joke resulted in Haarlep, but somebody upstairs—or downstairs—spent an irresponsible amount of time on him.

I don't care that he's a devil. I don't care that he's a cambion. I don't care that he's probably one conversation away from ruining my life in ways previously undocumented by scholars.

If I lived in Faerûn and someone whispered, "Haarlep's in the House of Hope today," I'd suddenly remember I had... business... in the House of Hope.

Important business. Official business. Bureaucratic business. Don't ask what forms I'm filing. Mind your business.

Everyone assumes I'm hopelessly smitten because of the face card. Which, yes, it helps. But do you know what really gets me?

Every time, without fail MIND YOU, I stop by the House of Hope for an inspection or to help with inventory, Haarlep has pastries waiting.

Pastries.

Do you have any idea how weak I am for a flaky crust?

Raphael has offered me exactly one thing during all those years: additional paperwork.

Haarlep has offered me:

tea,

pastries,

a chair,

fresh ink,

and concern for my wrist after writing seventy-three inspection reports.

Do you know how rarely anyone notices when you're almost out of ink?

Anyway. That's enough vulnerability for one fiscal quarter. Form 66-B isn't going to file itself, back to measuring balls. I'd appreciate it if everyone collectively forgot I said any of that.

[videonoir]

lay me down where the trees bend low put me down where the greenery stings

an indie multimuse written by shamu. ft. muses from fantasy, horror, historical, and more genres. heavy emphasis on female and original characters.

[ofvoidx]

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