#birb rants

[magnificentbirb]

okay last point before i sign off and shut up:

i get being mad when something ruins your race. this is very fair.

but as soon as your statements start becoming “well i don’t understand why this BACKMARKER was even RACING because i am clearly more IMPORTANT than a BACKMARKER”

then i need you to sit the fuck down and tell me why the 14 drivers in the field who aren’t in a top team shouldn’t be racing 🎤

like please give me all your thoughts about how racing for even a single place is not important unless you’re in a top team 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤

[hummus-birb]

I fully understand why most ddlc fanfics get rid of MC (hell, even ddlc did it for the side stories lol) but hear me out:

Wingman MC

- Amazing wingman either for Sayori or for anyone with a crush on Sayori

- Helps Monika figure out what to give Sayori as a gift, helps Sayori with the little bit he found out about Monika during that class they shared, etc.

- Baking partner for Natsuki if she’s making treats for anyone in particular

- At least kind of good at stopping arguments between Yuri and Natsuki, and maybe helps them realize they have a crush on each other or something?

- He basically just acts as a neutral party, not crushing on anyone in the club and just kind of chilling

[thatlittlebird]

POV you realize that you've read all the whump content for a character and the only way to get any more is to wait months or write it yourself

[rejectedathena]

Tum appreciation

I love a little chub.

Chub is good. It jiggles and squooshes. Squoosh and jiggle are,,, my favorite thing.

I love tums. I love chub. Chub is not fat, chub is natural. Anyone with chub,,, is easier to love. They thiCC and they beautiful.

All chub is good, and pure, and lovely.

I wish more people liked their chub. Lack of chub love makes me sad.

I will love all chub♥️

[magnificentbirb]

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[thatlittlebird]

Me, sitting and doing nothing: hmm, I don't feel very good

My Brain: might be because you didn't eat breakfast or lunch

Me: Oh, you're right, brain, I should get up and get some food.

*Gets up*

*passes out*

*wakes up*

Me: oops lmao

[thatlittlebird]

Intro Post

Hey! Welcome to my tiny corner of the internet! I'm Birb. I'm here for the Zelda and Linked Universe content, but I also love ATLA, Artemis Fowl, KOTLC, Bluey and Star Wars. I would love to participate in tag or ask games!

This is a safe space for everyone, and I don't take homophobia, ableism, discrimination, trolling, etc.

I probably won't post that many things, and I might not be active very much at certain times. If you tag me or something and I don't respond immediately, it's not because I hate you, I'm just busy.

My blog might just be a lot of reblogs, as I'm not very smart and don't regularly make content. I do, however, love to yap, so please come yap at me, it would make my day

Thanks for reading!

[thatlittlebird]

Anons make me want to investigate. Like. I get one. and. I want to know who sent it. but I can't.

It frustrates me.

Don't get me wrong, I love anons, please send me them. it's just. they make me curious. and I want to know. who are you.