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Regulus: Nervous?

Barty: Yeah...

Regulus: It's your first time?

Barty: Oh no, i've been nervous before.

Barty: Wait-

Barty: Stop looking at me like that *hitting Regulus*

Regulus: Love, what have I done? *confused*

Barty: You ruined my life

Regulus: me?

Barty: Yes, idiot! *cross the arms*

Regulus: ...

Regulus: What did I do? *holds Barty's face*

Barty: made me break my promise not to fall in love!

Barty: [pointing to Severus] Fuck you.

Barty: [pointing to Rodolphus] Fuck you.

Barty: [pointing to Regulus] Fuck me.

Barty: [pointing to Peter] Double fuck you.

regulus & barty as "Bj Alex" characters

Regulus: Oh, are we going to the cinema today?

Barty: Come on

Regulus: When will you get me?

Barty: All night

Regulus: What

Barty: ...

Barty: 8:30 hours

Barty: *introducing Regulus* This is my ex-boyfriend, Regulus.

Regulus: *to Barty* I told you to stop calling me that...

Regulus: I'm his husband.

the barty things are...

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