.ᐟ.ᐟ INTRODUCING . . . UNHINGED!READER .ᐟ.ᐟ
18+ MDNI
—She's the definition of "What the fuck is that thing" Overly social, loves being the loudest in the room, thrives on attention, and has zero filter when talking
—Boundary-blind. hugs, pokes, tugs sleeves, grabs hands, or plops in people’s laps in the most casual manner possible. Homegirl is shamelessly bold! flirts as a joke (or not?), compliments strangers, and rarely feels embarrassment.
—Overly affectionate of course, constantly calling friends “my beloved,” “my wife,” “my child,” etc., regardless of context.
—Biter. She was a biter kid growing up and well...never grew out of it?
—Frequently found doing something on the floor, reading, with friends, drunk, high, sober, anything—she loves being on the ground.
—70% dressed like a tomboy/hobo...the 30%? She is the sexiest bitch you've ever seen like you genuinely aren't even sure if it's actually her.
—Kinky. So unbelievably kinky she absolutely out freaks 90% of everyone she's ever been with ever.
here are some scenarios of her behaviors!
With Friends
Greets them by squeezing their cheeks or grabbing their face like she hasn’t seen them in decades (even if it’s been two hours). Randomly blurts “I love you, marry me” mid-sentence, then moves on like it never happened. Insists on making “friendship pacts” in absurd ways, like cutting cake slices to symbolize loyalty.
With Strangers
Compliments someone’s outfit so aggressively it borders on a threat (“if you don’t tell me where you got that shirt, I’ll cry right here”). Holds eye contact just a little too long with a mischievous grin. Treats new people like long-lost siblings within five minutes, linking arms or leaning on them.
In Romantic/Flirty Contexts
Throws out outrageous pickup lines with zero shame. Randomly hugs, holds hands, or sits on someone just to “see their reaction.” Pretends to be “deeply wounded” if her affection isn’t immediately reciprocated, then over-dramatically recovers.
The Jealousy Cling
If someone else flirts with them, she immediately swoops in, draping herself around their shoulders: “Sorry, they’re taken… by me. Forever.” and plants a loud kiss on their cheek just to make a scene.
Sensual/Sexual Themes for Unhinged!Reader (Chaotic Switch w/ Sub Lean)
She’s usually loud and bold, but when she’s actually touched intimately, her voice cracks, gets breathy, and she melts. She’s being obnoxious, mouthing off, climbing on top of them mid-conversation just to distract. They pin her wrists over her head and suddenly she’s whining, voice soft and pleading, the fight instantly gone.
At a party she’s draped all over them, licking the rim of their glass, whispering filthy things in their ear just to make them blush. The second the door closes, she’s already pawing at them, begging: “Please, I need you, I was just playing, don’t make me wait.”
Normally she’s dramatic and loud, but the moment they murmur “good girl” against her skin, she practically breaks her jaw shutting it. She hides her face in their chest but can’t stop grinding against them.