‘ i like a boy and it’s ruining my life goodbye ’ ( kit + blair )
“hnnnnnnnnn,” blair whines as he collapses into the seat across from kit, his head banging on the table as he puts it down. “hhhhhhnnnnnnn,” he whines again, louder, when he’s ignored. it’s only when his manager gives a stern warning that blair stops making the high pitched sound and opts instead to look at kit with the best puppy-eyes he can muster.
“hyun hasn’t messaged me, and it’s made me fuck up every single coffee order we’ve had,” he explains miserably, taking his phone out to show his empty lockscreen -- his background a photo of him and Hyun pulling the stupidest faces. “ohhhhhh my god. i like a boy - a, a fucking idiot - and it’s ruining my life. goodbye,” he slams his head back onto the coffee table with a miserable little thunk.