Blazing Wheel (i’m not dead!)
You know that whole 8 months of inactivity thing? Uh...don’t worry about it.
The Terraria Monster Rating Project will (hopefully) resume a regular schedule of posts every 1-2 days! To celebrate, we’re going to everyone’s favorite enemy!
The Blazing Wheel!
...wait, what do you mean this is nobody’s favorite enemy?
I’m sticking the alphabet structure still, so deal with it.
The Blazing Wheel! (again)
These fuckers show up in the dungeon and are completely indestructible! Want to hit a fucking speedy fire donut? Nope. You can’t. Fuck you. These guys hug walls and zoom along them with no care for the dungeon’s speed limit. If their zipping by happens to collide into you, you’ll take a decent sum of damage for dungeon standards (big owchies for expert) but overall, this thing is pretty mediocre for trap standards.
Don’t worry, it may be fiery, but it can’t actually catch you on fire. If it could, maybe it’d be a fucking threat! They despawn pretty much immediately as they exit the screen like most enemies, and their haste helps.
Seriously, spikes are more threatening than these guys! Spikes! They don’t even move! The spikes aren’t on fire! This shit has no excuse! I bet they make better tires than goddamn traps!
Overall 1/10. Literally useless once you hit hardmode, not even that big of a concern before it.