Jeon-Park Angles Of Rotation Pt. 13
Or: The Orbit remains mutual and in effect. Satellite Jeon has been supplanted by the Angles of Jeon-Park Rotation.
You will not convince me that they looked at each other that way in late November and broke up by January so just don't try.
Let's go over the Rules Of Jeon-Park Rotation ONE MORE TIME for the new kids:
IF the Jeon-Parks are NOT:
Making physical contact OR
Walking or otherwise in motion OR
Performing or Actively Working (being posed for a photoshoot, for example, or in an interview / facing a camera);
THEN they will naturally rotate toward each other at an angle of NO MORE THAN NINETY DEGREES.
AMAs LA November 2021, let's have a look:
Okay so note that yes they are working and also walking around on the red carpet and also there is physical contact so it's fine if they're not actually face to face. Happiness intact.
And nice hand on your man's hip, there, Jimin-ssi. Impressive. And some of y'all don't think these two have sex. Three inches farther and there would be a whole other grip going on.
Working. IN front of cameras. Can't really fix their angle properly.
Oh, there, that's better. Cameras be damned the Jeon-Parks are in front of the world and the Jeon half would like you to please note that he has tattoos and also that's HIS MAN and also they ATE the AMAs so suck on THAT.
Or he's just... staring at his baby. One of those things. While wearing a very nice ring on the finger that isn't wearing a J. I'm just observing, get off me.
The Park half of the household is similarly inclined while his husband boyfriend speaks. They can get away with this because seven of them have to fit around one microphone but the angle of rotation stands. The angle of incline doesn't count though. That mic stand is SHORT.
Technically they are working AND accepting an award AND being semi-posed so I don't HAVE TO count any of these shots but since I made up the rule I shall count them anyway. No touching above, too much openness in the angle and we get The Corollary Of Inclination.
The Corollary of Jeon-Park Inclination (that I made up) says that
If the Jeon-Parks are kept from completing the Rule of Rotation (by say a Namjoon in the middle or a nosy photographer) they will either:
1. Compensate with a corresponding incline toward each other OR
2. There will be compensatory RBF (Resting Bitch Face) from at least one party UNTIL:
3. The Rule of Rotation or physical contact is restored.
Well let's go see, shall we?
They all are giving a little RBF here so it's hard to tell but do note the angle of rotation is already giving Namjoon a less than stellar red carpet experience, unless he's into that. (He.... doesn't look into it)
Jiminie is OVER this shit. He is now tired and Namjoon is IN THE WAY LIKE USUAL DAMMIT but he is also professional. In his defense they all look a little bit over it except Hobi because there's always Hobi, and Jungkook because he thinks he has this rotation issue worked out in his favor. Angle ninety degrees or less? Finger gun!
Success. Just dropped themselves right into that pose which gives them angle of rotation, inclination, and physical contact. It's almost like, IDK, winning an award or four.
I could have gone on but I ran out of image space. Limits are dumb. Anyway that's it that's the whole hypothesis and we continue to test it out regularly, or whenever I get looking at things and go "huh".
Thanks for coming to my science fair. Please vote for me for the blue ribbon so my class can get a pizza party at the end of the school year.
