Jul 1, 2017
Barney: …so if you’ll just sit at Lieutenant Dietrich’s desk.
Dietrich, looming behind the perp: SIT.
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Barney: …so if you’ll just sit at Lieutenant Dietrich’s desk.
Dietrich, looming behind the perp: SIT.
Wojo: We work together!
Barney: And that means you have to know every little personal detail of their private lives?
Wojo: Within reason?
Louise: Are all criminals ugly?
Harris: Well it’s not a prerequisite.
Harris, looking at mugshots with distaste: But it helps.
Jesus: I look forward to seeing you again Captain.
Barney: Hopefully under more pleasant circumstances.
Jesus: We’ll see.
Barney: … you just don’t look like a woman!
Dietrich, in drag: No one’s ever told me that before.
Wojo, on the pet store owner who sold him a now-dead bird and is refusing to give him a refund: He told me to stuff it.
Dietrich: Taxidermy is an option.
Barney: And I’m sure Mr. Spencer will see the club is run in a lawful and ethical manner.
Mr. Spencer: I could… try that.
Barney: How’d the stakeout go?
Harris: Nobody showed up. We just sat there in the car all night.
Harris: Me and Dietrich.
Barney: I see.