#brain vs me

[hana-loves-bumblebees]

Me: *happily writing a fanfiction after a long time of not writing any*

My brain, approximately every four sentences: what the hell? is that a word?? Are you sure that’s a word that exists???

Me: …yes?

My brain: are you sure though?

Me: …

Me: *looks up that it indeed is a word that exists* see?

My brain: *shrugs* carry on then ig

My brain, four sentences later: what the hell?

[kindaawesomebutnotreally]

Distalgiapointed (that’s a word now)

*Gets out Bionicles*

Me: This’ll be great! I haven’t played with these for way too long!

Brain: You do not get to have the good chemicals

Me: 

[whokilledlordmorley]

Me: *is carrying multiple objects, groceries, and a hot chocolate*

My brain: Itchy

Me: Well you should have thought of that before we picked this stuff up

Brain: Gotta scratch

Me: No

Brain: Gotta

Me: NO

Brain:

[tinfinity25]

About The New Crush and My Weak heart

So, I'm at the point where I started to open my heart for this new crush, but then he got a new girlfriend within 2 months after I know him.

Then..

My brain: "Well you got nothing to lose."

My weak heart-that-was-just-being-opened-for-the-first-time-in-forever: "Shit, it hurts right. I've told you not to use me."

[nyamafriend]

Stop, Brain

Me: I should so to bed

Brain: Hey you should be on Tumblr

Me: But I have school tomorrow and I wanna go to sleep-

Brain: Tumblr

Me: *opens Tumblr* Happy?

Brain: Now stay here for the next six hours

Me: Bu-

Brain: TUMBLR!!

Me: *is up all night on Tumblr*

Me: *Dead*

[n-eedy]

brain: you shouldn’t develop feelings for that person you know is totally wrong for you and will never work out

me: well duh! i’m not an idiot hahahahah but i already did so

[justanothercheckoutoperator]

Brain: buy the expensive aesthetic artesian water

Me: why

Brain: you gotta

[xxanax-whore]