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You’d been all but running in circles at this point. That shadow in the sky kept looking more imposing by the second and you needed to at least find your apartment and then find the hell out of this everfriggin puzzle of a city. Then you see him. At first you’re excited, then you’re nervous. The only Dirk you’d talked to recently had been the one you made up in your head. How did you even begin to talk about everything that had happened?
A deep breath, a step forward and you do it anyway. You had a lot to say and from the way the sky looked, not a lot of time to say it. As you draw closer though, you realize that this Dirk is a lot taller than you remember. And for some reason he’s covered up that hair he seemed so gosh darned proud of. Somehow, he’s even more intimidating than your best bro ever was.
JAKE: Uh… JAKE: Future dirk? JAKE: Or maybe someone else? JAKE: Im sorry im just treacherously bogus at telling the difference between all of the versions of you and i guess? JAKE: I wanted to know if youve maybe seen our friends? JAKE: God i am fucking this up something awful but do you have any idea whats going on here? JAKE: Everyone seems anxious about the sizeable death rock in the sky and to be honest i cant really blame them! It is actually pretty terrifying! JAKE: Hello?