#bts incorrect chats

[seokgene]

jungkook: just admit that we're lost

seokjin: pfff we're not lost I have everything under control

jungkook:

seokjin: look portugal looks great we can still have fun ok?

[kpop-and-marvel-on-crack]

Taehyung : I love them both, but how do I propose to two people? Jin: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause. Taehyung : Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though? Jin: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.

[liltangerined]

Yoongi: If anyone comments on your insecurities telling you to get rid of them, they're right. Get rid of them. You'll slowly work on your insecurities later.

[the1pinkwall]

Jungkook: I WOULD RATHER STUDY DECADES OF DECADES OF ROCKET SCIENCE AND LAUNCH MYSELF INTO THE VOID AND FLOAT OFF INTO A TIMELESS DIMENSION THAN LISTEN TO YOU

Jin: All i said was, 'It's your turn to do the dishes..'

[the1pinkwall]

Jin: Why is this devilishly handsome guy staring at me?

RM: That's a mirror

Jin: Exactly

[wnterstae]

namjoon: truth or dare?

jin: dare

namjoon: i dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

jin, starts looking around for something:

namjoon: what are you looking for?

jin: a mirror.

[bts-butter-cool-shade-stunner]

Jin: *looking in a mirror*

I wish I had my second half but then I wouldn't be a full meal.

Suga: *pukes the whole day meal*

[cj-marj]

Jeongguk: I heard she sells it at her store down in the city.

Taehyung: Who?

Jeongguk: Candice.

Taehyung: Who’s Candice?

Jeongguk: ...

Jimin: Why would you do that to him?

Yoongi: *dying of laughter*

Taehyung: What?

Jeongguk: *looks to the invisible camera* This is where the screen halts and that ominous music cuts in.

Taehyung: Are we being recorded?

Yoongi: *still laughing* JK… cut it out.