#bts incorrect chats

[seokgene]

jungkook: just admit that we're lost

seokjin: pfff we're not lost I have everything under control

jungkook:

seokjin: look portugal looks great we can still have fun ok?

[tkandthemoon]

Yoongi: One thing to know about me is I'm not doing so well.

[woniesheep]

Incorrect BTS

Yoongi: Yeah, I don’t like people. Jimin: Oh, well now that’s not fair yoongi hyung. Have you met all of them? Yoongi: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!

[wnterstae]

namjoon: truth or dare?

jin: dare

namjoon: i dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

jin, starts looking around for something:

namjoon: what are you looking for?

jin: a mirror.

[gustingirl]

Taehyung, despairingly: Oh, Namjoon hyung is going to hate this.

Jimin, joyously: Oh, Namjoon hyung is going to hate this.

[cj-marj]

Jeongguk: I heard she sells it at her store down in the city.

Taehyung: Who?

Jeongguk: Candice.

Taehyung: Who’s Candice?

Jeongguk: ...

Jimin: Why would you do that to him?

Yoongi: *dying of laughter*

Taehyung: What?

Jeongguk: *looks to the invisible camera* This is where the screen halts and that ominous music cuts in.

Taehyung: Are we being recorded?

Yoongi: *still laughing* JK… cut it out.

[the1pinkwall]

Jin: Why is this devilishly handsome guy staring at me?

RM: That's a mirror

Jin: Exactly

[galacticxcosmos]

*Namjoon trying to teach Taehyung and Jungkook math*

Namjoon *points at a triangle* :- This means it's 90 degrees.

Jungkook :- How can it be 90 degrees?? It's winter!

Namjoon :- No, the angle is--

Taehyung :- Maybe it's Global warming.

Seokjin *from the kitchen* :- Maybe it's just me.

Namjoon :- Goddamnit.