hi hi hello first things first i am shaking my fist at god demanding he make you feel better and second things second:
*tommy and soap friends au; ghost is trying to help soap because he’s failing english
soap: hey girl are you trigonometry? cause you're the only trig whose onome i wanna tree
soap, louder: i said you're the only trig whose onome i wanna tree
ghost, blushing: goddammit
Also the other hs au has me frothing at the mouth and my brain is trying to drift a steam train on a rail line split between the two aus
I love the flirting in this au because it’s so stupid. like it’s actually so dumb. soap is so bad at pickup lines
context: john was making fun of simon for saying he likes the colors of his grey scale sketch, and simon shot back with soap not knowing who edgar allen poe is until very recently.
but also, in response to the first thing, yeah i’m slowly takinf better and trying not to die as i study for a test i can’t get an extension on 😭but my body feels better than yesterday so!
and… yeah i listened to i bet on losing dogs and was like “simon’s a pretty observant guy. he’d know he’s gay from the start probably.” and that devolved into “WGRGRSSA AAAAAA EBEGEE JOHNNY SIMON NO FRIEND BC SIMON LOVE HIM SIMON RUN AWAY RAWAAAAJSJAJSJ” and… the second hs au came to life.
i think i may have a problem.