Darius: Alador and I are having a baby.
Hunter: Uh... good for y-
Darius, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
Adrian: I call cool uncle.
Hieronymus: Dearest, you're not related? But no, *I'd* be the cool uncle.
Adrian: You wish.
Raine: I call the voice of reason.
Eda: I call this being a disaster! Also if anyone hurts our baby nephew, they're dead.
Eberwolf, getting on the desk to hug Hunter around the neck: Grr!!
Hunter: Is there anyone who isn't adopting me?!
Mattholomule, suddenly popping in: Can I be adopted too?!
Hunter: Fuck off, they're mine!
Lilith, used to putting up with shit: Language, young man.










