#bumpdrian

[cheetahsprints]

Darius: Alador and I are having a baby.

Hunter: Uh... good for y-

Darius, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Adrian: I call cool uncle.

Hieronymus: Dearest, you're not related? But no, *I'd* be the cool uncle.

Adrian: You wish.

Raine: I call the voice of reason.

Eda: I call this being a disaster! Also if anyone hurts our baby nephew, they're dead.

Eberwolf, getting on the desk to hug Hunter around the neck: Grr!!

Hunter: Is there anyone who isn't adopting me?!

Mattholomule, suddenly popping in: Can I be adopted too?!

Hunter: Fuck off, they're mine!

Lilith, used to putting up with shit: Language, young man.

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

Y'know, I wonder if Bumpdrian (Bump x Adrian Graye) is a thing.

Heck, I wonder if any ship involving Bump is s a rairpair...

[cheetahsprints]

Hieronymus Bump: You have to apologize to Augustus.

Adrian Graye: Fine.

Adrian Graye: Sorry that you got the better of me, it won't happen again.

Hunter: Wait, what about me?!

Adrian Graye: I'm sorry you made my job difficult..?

Hieronymus Bump: For Titan's sake.

Gus Porter: At least he tried?

Adrian Graye: What? I was genuinely disappointed in myself. I conducted that mission poorly by trusting those scouts, and everyone involved suffered for it.

Hieronymus Bump: Adrian, you need to apologize for hurting and frightening them.

Adrian Graye: Wait.

Adrian Graye: Was I not just supposed to accept that when it happened to me at that age and blame it on myself?

Gus Porter:

Hunter:

Hieronymus Bump: I think we need to have a talk.

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Adrian: Wait, the kids! Aren't they still in Hexside?

Hieronymus: We have enough witches and demons fighting-

Adrian: No, I mean we have to get them out, it's not safe there anymore!

Hieronymus: [surprised] Of course.

Hieronymus: [kisses Adrian on the cheek]

Adrian: !

Adrian: What was that?!

Hieronymus: Affection.

Adrian: Disgusting.

Hieronymus:

Adrian:

Adrian: Do it again.

[cheetahsprints]

They’re on a lil date <:)

(Shiloh Dynasty - No I don’t want, just anyone)

[cheetahsprints]

- “Has anyone told you that you’re incredibly sexy?”