#burger bites

[letsallgotothelobby]

[alice-stuck-at-mcdonalds]

Ah yes, burgerfuck and bitch stripes

[alice-stuck-at-mcdonalds]

bugerfuck i hope u know i’m a l w a y s w a t c h i n g y o u :) try anything and perhaps getting out isnt the only thing u have to worry about :)

ah.

[alice-stuck-at-mcdonalds]

all i’m saying is that you’re sadly running out of food and if someone has to live i WILL make sure it’s YOU fuck burgerfuck lives alice rights only in this mcdonald’s

NOT ON MY WATCH

HOLD THE FUCK UP

IM NOT GOING TO RESORT TO EATING HIM!!!!!!

HES MY ONLY HOPE, AND I HAVENT LOST IT

[alice-stuck-at-mcdonalds]

*telekinetically kisses burgerfuck on the lips*

[alice-stuck-at-mcdonalds]

what if we got married in mcdonald’s anon here! i will now be called Mint alice i hope you’re having a good time bby 🥺

i am!! thank you mint

though itd be nicer if at least..one of you were here

someone in general would be nice

[alice-stuck-at-mcdonalds]

whoever tryna hurt alice better SQUARE UP cause it’s HANDS ON SIGHT ain’t NO ONE hurting my baby

bro what in the diddly darn fuck i s going on

[alice-stuck-at-mcdonalds]

Burgerfuck has bara tiddies

damn right i do