#c teagan

[punchalot]

@closingwaters replied to your post “[pm] Did you make it home okay?”:

[pm] Ah, I see it's your turn to be smashed. You able to get up? Or do you need assistance?

​[pm] Im not smashed. I WAS smashed. if u kno what i mean........ I got beat ip.

I dont need help! I can get up. I can also get it up..... if u kno what i mean......... my fists.

i said give Me 2 sexs. This wasn't 2 secs. this was [...] 0.5 secs. I gotta chug some water BOOBRB

[banisheed]

@closingwaters replied to your post “[user means to send this to Talia] [pm] Fuck me.”:

[user is annoyed at her mistake but she could care less rn and attaches a pic] [pm] How good are you at choking?

​[pm] Oh! That kind of an encounter! You should have said so! Extremely good! I'll bring my toys along with me. Where are you?

[doctorareyes]

@closingwaters replied to your post “[call] Hi, Xóchitl? Sorry to bother you. I just--I...”:

[call] Do you have someone with you? Do you--nevermind. I'm sorry. [user is choking up] It's just that you two--she told me--you were friends and knew each other in school--[user goes quiet and sniffles] Arden was killed.

​[call] You don't need to be sorry.

I [ user isn't sure what to say, until the name drops ]

What? [ user fully sinks to the ground. user feels sick. ] Yeah, we knew each other when we were kids, and reconnected when I came back. Where are you? Do you need company?

[kadavernagh]

@closingwaters replied to your post “[pm] Thank you again for helping me. And sorry...”:

[pm] I think I’m fine without a checkup. There has to be more though. If we can get them out, we have to do it as soon as possible. I heal fast in the water, but the humans left out there will be much worse than me.

​[pm] Most people do until they die of something that would have been encountered during a physical.

I have not told anyone how I got you out. I can't do that. And the only reason you aren't in a million pieces right now is because I sensed exactly where you were. But you're right. I don't... know what to do.

[oceansrevenge]

@teaganmyrick [user slams her fists into the table]

[pm] Those bastards won't lay a finger on the water.

Do you need help? I may not be able to swim in your waters, but I would be more than happy to find those who can. Perhaps even my guardian could. She's quite the protector herself.

And I can provide protection on land if need be as the sprites and grindylows can aid me while I'm away. Have a few kelpies that do as they please but protect nontheless.

[pm] At the moment, I am still finding out as much as I can. Macleod? We do have plans to go for a swim together soon, perhaps I’ll ask her to join me in examining the wreckage. I was really hoping to take her out for something a bit more joyful, but this is important. 

I have some ocean sprites protecting my waters as well. I don’t know how at risk land is just yet. I’m hoping there is some sort of clues in the wreckage of their boat. I mainly want you and your water to be safe. You and your waters have both been through enough as of late. I will keep you posted on anything find out. 

[punchalot]

@closingwaters replied to your post “[pm] I'm going to [...] visit Arden. Could we go...”:

[pm] Don't worry about it. Or me. I'm just [...] sitting with Arden. [...] Stop with the worrying, okay? I shouldn't have texted you anyway.

​[pm] I'll come sit with you. After. If you're still there.

Hey, I'm glad you did, okay? How are you doing, Teagan?

[punchalot]

@closingwaters replied to your post “[pm] So are we even now? Pinched cheek and...”:

[pm] My mind was never there. And the ice cream is your fault. You wanted it. I only supplied the money purchase it after your insistence.

​[pm] Wow. Victim blaming. Woooooooooow. I was ATTACKED by the ice cream! And by you Also I kinda want more. I didn't get to try "Worm's Surprise" and I know there's a 99% chance that it has actual worms in it but the 1% that it tastes good really draws me in. Yes, I know I absolutely should never get into gambling.

Also, not because I forgot but what was that thing you said? Axey-lot? I didn't forget. Not at all. I remember I just need you to type it for me. To confirm. For reasons. That have nothing to do with me forgetting and being so bad at spelling that even Google can't fill in the blanks.

[punchalot]

@closingwaters replied to your post “[pm] Next time you feel the need to help me,...”:

[pm] [d: She was going to kill me. I was supposed to just let her? And what about her doing after you? You] [user deletes everything and focuses on the fucking] Perhaps. My ribs are still funny, but I can move freely very well now. Why? What's changed your mind?

​[pm] That's OK. I got peeled like an egg. We'll figure it out.

What changed? There was a- There was a- Gobf. Nothing fucking matters if there's Gobf. Nothing is real. Not even space. All hail Gobf. I'm actually turning around on Gobf. I love Gobf. I love that Gobf completely ruins my understanding of both science and magic, therefore untethering me from my only steady source of understanding in this fucked up town. Don't we all just love Gobf?

[...] And like how are you and stuff?