#callmehellhound

[askthewizardpi]

Dash Commentary

callmehellhound 

You can have her, Kincaid. 

[tiny-fierce]

Tumblrversary

It's now been a year since callmehellhound asked a friend to ask me if it'd be okay for him to take over as the Tumblr Kincaid since I had my jared-kincaid account; I said yes, and then he scrambled home from the bar to immediately start writing me. And now I'm marrying the guy. Thanks, Jim, and Dresden files.

[kittykrell]

Kittens discovered shoelaces!!!

[askthewizardpi]

Dash commentary

Kincaid-mun: And what about the shots to my face?

Tiny-fierce-mun: Learn to duck.

[tiny-fierce]

Engagement photos are the optimal time for a nerf war with callmehellhound.

[tiny-fierce]

callmehellhound replied to your post:For some reason, when I see Kincaid's tumblr url...

Careful, I spit.

That's what she said.

[ladywiththecoldeyes]

[1/16/15 1:14:04 AM] callmehellhound: callmehellhound sings AGONY over nobody getting his joke [1/16/15 1:14:08 AM] Lara/ Michelle: it is my fate [1/16/15 1:14:11 AM] Lara/ Michelle: hahahaha [1/16/15 1:14:19 AM] Lara/ Michelle: you need a waterfall for that [1/16/15 1:14:30 AM] Lara/ Michelle: and sibling who thinks his joke was better than yours [1/16/15 1:16:11 AM] Ehke: im considering skipping sleep [1/16/15 1:17:36 AM] Arianna: The jokes that I'm after just never bring laughter, only bad grooooooans. Oooooh nooooo nooooo moooooree puuuuuns Aaaaaagoooooony! [/skipped to middle of song apparently] [1/16/15 1:17:56 AM] Lara/ Michelle: hehehe [1/16/15 1:17:58 AM] Lara/ Michelle: i love you [1/16/15 1:18:09 AM] Arianna: ^__^ [1/16/15 1:18:29 AM] Lara/ Michelle: all the while hearing their ha hahahahahahah -chokes- agony! far more painful than yours! [1/16/15 1:18:58 AM] Arianna: One prince should prefer knock knock okes while the other likes puns. [1/16/15 1:19:20 AM] Lara/ Michelle: yes [1/16/15 1:19:34 AM] live:masquedm: whileyourestandingherestuckonthestepsofthepalace [1/16/15 1:20:15 AM] Lara/ Michelle: there are rpers in the sky. there are big tall terrible rpers in the sky [1/16/15 1:20:22 AM] Lara/ Michelle: i don't know where i was going with that [1/16/15 1:20:31 AM] live:masquedm: -snerk- [1/16/15 1:20:55 AM] live:masquedm: Well it isn't my fault, I was given those memes, and without those memes there'd have been no feels to get up in your business in the first place. [1/16/15 1:20:59 AM] Arianna: Also called 'The song of the muse' [1/16/15 1:22:00 AM] live:masquedm: I REFUSE TO NOT BE ACKNOWLEDGED FOR THAT ONE THAT ONE WAS GREAT. [1/16/15 1:22:16 AM] Lara/ Michelle: hahahahah [1/16/15 1:22:27 AM] Lara/ Michelle: (i was finishing a reply, don't hate me) [1/16/15 1:23:58 AM] Lara/ Michelle: it's the last re-ply. it's the last post. it's the last re-ply, soon it will be queue all [1/16/15 1:24:07 AM] Arianna: When I'm in a thread and I just want fun, but the thread's gone angst, because of my mun, and I want some love, but the bitch wants pain, and the horrid things I go through over and over again, it's then! You see! It's what my mun wants me to be! [/ADDED TO IT FOR YOU LARA] [1/16/15 1:24:34 AM] Lara/ Michelle: XD

[tiny-fierce]

Empty Chambers || Murphy x Kincaid

If I wanted to visit a place with tight confines and a high risk of death by infection I’d just visit your Wizard.

A barely-visible door opened a hair halfway down the alley, his eyes looking out into the clear winter night, just listening. He stepped back away from the door and back into the darkness, leaving Murphy to join him at her own pace. He took up a defensive position inside the building just in case, slumped against one corner and holding a fully automatic pistol in his off hand. He’d had worse injuries than this, but even still this was more of his own blood than he’d seen in a long time.

Child.

Murphy watched as the door opened, frowning and watching Kincaid scan the night. What, did he think she'd bring assassins to his door? When he moved back she ducked inside, closing the door firmly and swinging the bag off of her shoulder as she walked.

"Shirt off. And start talking. What happened?"