I HATE liking Niche characters because what do you mean there are little to no fics of them???? and if I do find some it's all just smut or one shots 😭 please normalize big fat juicy slow Burns🙏
Rick Flag, The Male Reader, and Captain Boomerang are alone on a side mission and Rick and Captain Boomerang keep arguing and at one point Boomer questions his leadership skills and they start arguing more and then at one point Boomer says "I bet you can't even ride a dick properly" and Rick argues back about how he rides dick great so now they're arguing back and forth about who rides dick better but this conversation makes the male reader hard and they notice so Rick says "I'll prove how good of a dick rider I am" and he asks the male reader if he can use him to prove it and the male reader nods his head yes so Rick pulls his pants down freeing his hard cock and he pushes him into a chair and pulls his pants down as well as he starts riding him hard after awhile Boomer says "that's not how you ride dick, this is how you ride dick" and he pushes Rick away and pulls his pants down as he starts riding the Male Reader hard for awhile then after awhile they switch again back to Rick then again they switch back to Boomer until they both start arguing again standing in front of the male reader who's still hard sitting in his chair and he stops them and tells them they're both amazing at dick riding and fighting and asks to cum so they both drop to their knees and for the first time they work together sucking his cock at the same time until the Male Reader cums all over their faces.... No Feminization and can you make this long (like the length of your past birthday fics please) 🙏 I hope this is ok....
Include pictures of the characters plz
Happy birthday (late) dear Anon
I can ride a dick too, look!
Warning. 18+. Mature content. Dom bottom male characters. Dom bottom Rick Flag. Dom bottom Captain Boomerang. Sub Top Male reader. Both characters and reader have a cock. Riding. Blow job.
Dom bottom! Rick Flag x Sub Top! Male Reader x Dom Bottom! Captain Boomerang
You never thought you'd find yourself stuck with two middle aged men arguing over childish matters such as fucking leadership in the middle of an important damned mission.
It all started as one major group, a whole team walking around the abandonned city, hunting them. And yet, in the most important situations that requires absolute focus and seriousness, these two always find a way to discuss and argue about the most ridiculous and petty stuff to ever imagine.
What was even the first thing they started to argue about?
Leadership. Rick and George started first arguing about who should be the leader of the group. George used his "villain name" as an argument, having captain in Captain Boomerang. Rick, well, he's literally the commander of the modern Task Force X, now recognized as the "Suicide Squad". The name fit well, in your opinion, the whole group was a bunch of lunatics thrown in whatever apocalyptic fever this was, without a granted chance of survival. But that's not what matters right now. Anyways, these two were fighting over leadership, thankfully, the unlogical discussion came to an end when Harley, surprisingly, shouted at them to shut the actual fuck up.
The second pathetic argument was about the way the whole team should pick. Left, or right? Rick said left, George, just to go against Rick, said right. After fifteen minutes of arguing, the whole team just decided to go left, already tired of wasting time, listening to these two talk and putting everyone at risk.
Turns out, that both paths met each other at the other side of the fucking block. Everyone took a deep breath as they heard Rick and George arguing about how stupid the other was.
And now, to present times, the whole team got divided after an attack where you were all outnumbered. Unfortunately for you, you were stuck with these two knuckleheads. Even in a, now more urgent, situation, they won't stop arguing with each other.
"Can you guys please stop and focus on the mission? We just lost everyone else!" you asked, so close to fully snapping on them.
"You should follow me! I'm the leader! I was put in charge for this whole mission!" exlaimed the commander, Rick Flag, for the third time in a row.
"Well look where you put us! Mr Leader!" George was in the same state as Rick, shouting back, arms wide open in a gesture of "look where you've put us!".
"This is literally your fault!" Rick pointed at the Captain with a judging finger, now bringing himself a little too close to George.
"How is it my fault?! Aren't you supposed to be the so called leader?!"
You just wanted an ending to this whole unnecessary shit show. You were hungry, sleep deprived, with a major headache and bruises all over your body. Hearing their voices have even become unbearable to your ears.
“Please,” you groaned, exhausted, but of course, your plea got ignored by the two men.
“I can even bet on my mother’s grave that you don’t even know how to ride properly a dick!” added Boomer to the heated discussion. You just frowned, confused, what does riding a dick have to do with being a good leader? And isn’t Rick straight?
Rick crossed his arms over his puffed-out chest, looking more confident on what he was about to say. “For your information, let me tell you that I know how to ride a man’s dick. I, in fact, am excellent at riding dick.” Your eyes widened at his reply, there’s no way this was actually happening.
Never in your many years of service did you ever expect to hear those words coming out of your commander’s mouth. But now that the information came out from the source itself, you were kind of glad there was now a confirmation to a hopeful dream of yours; your commander has a thing for men. He might be gay, or bisexual, but either way, it means you might have a chance with your commander. It might sound weird, but who could possibly judge you?
“Pfff,” you hear Boomer laughing, rolling his eyes at the commander. “You can’t even get it past the head inside you. You start whining like a little bitch.”
“Guys…” you call again, turning to look at them over your shoulder. This time, they both turn to look at you for a moment. “Can we stop talking about dicks and just, maybe, try to find the others?”
They looked at each other before Rick returned to you with a low smirk. “You’re right, we should focus on the mission. After all, we all know I’m the best dick rider compared to captain Boomerang.” Gosh. George just grimaced at the response before grabbing Rick’s shoulder and force him to return his attention on him.
“You are not even a little bit close to be as good, even less better, than me, mate. I’m the best dick rider, I know how to make a man cum, like a real man.” At this point it was obvious that stopping them from discussing about dicks and riding them. These two were so deep in their rivalry, you could only roll your eyes in annoyance and deal with the fact they’ll never shut up.
However, the image of them riding a man’s cock has invaded your mind and insisted on staying there. Your cheeks turned pink from embarrassment, you’re supposed to stay composed, but now the thoughts of hearing them moan, feeling them around your cock, having them bounce on you… it just made your cock stir awake inside your pants.
Of course, and unfortunately for you, your commander notices your aroused situation. An idea pops up in his head as he sees the noticeable bulge in your tight pants, he returns his attention to Captain Boomerang, who also noticed your embarrassing erection, and smirks at him. “I’ll prove you that I’m the best dick rider between you and I.” Rick then approaches you, confident on the actions he’s soon about to take. “Y/n, can I use you and your dick to prove my point to this… wannabe?”
The question just makes you blush even more, but now that we’re talking about services, maybe receiving a good fuck could compensate the headache and problems they brought to you and your team.
You swallow thickly. “Sure, commander.” They didn’t seem surprised with your answer, and there was no reason to be with your current situation between your legs.
Rick didn’t need to add anything else to the conversation, he just went straight to undoing his pants. The moment his zipper went down, his hard cock came out, jumping free from the tight confines. Your eyes widened, he was hung, red tip leaking some pre-cum, shaft throbbing with excitement. Your commander pushed you to a nearby dusty chair and sat you there, he unzipped your pants and lowered your boxers, setting your hard erection free. “Not bad.” You blushed at the compliment, but your eyes stayed locked on Rick’s hands moving to your cock. One pulled your pants a little lower to set your balls free while the other wrapped around your shaft. He slowly pumped you up and down while also rolling your heavy sack on the palm of his hand.
“Are you going to start yes or not?” interrupted George, growing impatient, eager to show the commander how well of a dick rider he is. “If you’re not going to start, let me take him first.”
“You need to prepare first, you airhead,” grunted Rick before spitting on the palm of one of his hands and wrapping it back around your cock.
It felt good, it felt really good. The warmth around your shaft, the slick of Rick’s saliva on your cock. You just relaxed under the touch; it couldn’t harm anyone to just enjoy this little moment. You had to admit it though; you were eager to feel his ass around your dick. Is he tight? You couldn’t help but think about it.
“Good, that will do for now,” said Rick to himself. He releases your cock and you immediately miss his hand on you. Rick moves his hands to his ass, one to pull his cheek open while the other goes to stretch his own hole. You wish he would turn around and let you see his nice anus being stretched open by his two fingers, but hearing his grunts will have to do for now.
Rick made sure he’d be open enough for your cock, it wasn’t the largest he has seen before, but it had an exquisite amount of girth. He’d have the chance to prove Captain Boomerang how wrong he is about his special abilities, but he’ll also have a chance to take that lovely cock deep inside his ass.
Once stretched, Rick moved to get on top of your lap, legs on each side of you. One of his hands went to grab your shoulder for support while the other took your cock to guide to his eager hole. Captain Boomerang just stared at you two, arms crossed over his chest, unfaced by the situation. “How long will it take you for one simple cock in your arse?”
“Shut up, will you?” Groaned Rick as he teased his hole with your tip. You bit your lower lip, not wanting to do an embarrassing sound so fast.
“Nah, don’t want to.”
Rick rolled his eyes. He started moving his body lower on you, the tip of your cock pushed against the tight ring of muscles. The commander let out a deep breath, relaxing his body, before slowly taking the head inside. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head, he was tight, warm, you could feel it clench from time to time as Rick kept taking you inside him.
“Hold on tight, Y/n, I’m taking it all in now, okay?” he warns.
“Uh-huh…” you didn’t trust yourself to say a single word, you just nodded with your head.
The commander just chuckled, before dropping his hips on you.
“Ah fu-hmmm!” You had a wave of feelings that went through your body all the way up till it landed in your mind.
Rick grunted, finally fully relaxing on your cock. He could feel you throbbing inside him, his walls closing around you perfectly, as if his insides were shaped for a cock just like yours. “Hmm…” He grinds his hips, testing the waters with you. You sigh, hands trembling as you go to grab your commander’s hips. Rick notices your intentions and grabs your hands before moving them to his ass. “You’ll like it better here.”
“I would have gone for the chest, but I see you prefer it basic,” snorted George. Rick just threw him a glare before looking back at you with a gentle smile.
“How are you feeling, Y/n? This isn’t your first time, right?”
You blinked slowly, coming back to reality. “It isn’t si’… ‘just never fucked a man like you…” You were talking in cursive, in other words, you were slurry with your words. You weren’t even processing the words before telling them out loud.
The commander just let out another chuckle before lifting his hips slowly. “Alright, here I come again.” And dropped on your cock again.
“Ooooh… you feel so good, sir…” He felt fantastic. Your cock has never been so happy, just like you.
“At this rate you’ll have him cumming tomorrow,” complained George, tapping the floor with his foot, impatient, but hard. His cock throbbed inside his pants; he’s been eyeing your cock the moment it came out from your pants. If Rick doesn’t show the love your cock deserves, he’ll just push him aside and show him how it’s truly done.
Rick hummed. “He’s right…” He looks at you, feeling already sorry. “Sorry, soldier, try not to pass out.”
You frown, confused. Try not to what?
He slams his hips back on yours, stealing a gasp from you but not letting you process what just happened as he starts bouncing at a quick pace.
“Ah! Ah fuck! Sl-slow down! Fuck!”
Rick ignored your plea, you could only squeeze by instinct his asscheeks as he kept bouncing on you, riding you like a horse, perhaps even a bull.
“Haaa… haa… oh yes…” Rick’s eyes were glazed, to feel the veins on your cock he just had to clench, and every spot of his gummy walls could feel every little bump of each vein. It felt heavenly. Your cock dragged along his inner walls every time he lifts his hips, his insides trying to keep you there, or suck you deeper. “Oh Jesus Christ… that cock feels great!”
And that ass feel amazing, you thought.
The grip he had on your shoulder tightened and pulled you closer to him so he could kiss you deeply while riding your cock. Your eyes widened at first, your mind went completely blank, you could feel his tongue pushing past your lips, invading and exploring your mouth.
His ass jiggled every time it landed back on your hips; you could feel it under the touch of your hands and couldn’t help but squeeze the soft mounds of flesh.
“Ah.. that’s it, keep playing with it,” moaned the commander as he pushed further on your hands.
“Fuck… you feel so good, commander,” you whined as you let him take full advantage of you.
Rick just smirked and grinded his hips in circular motion, feeling your cock hit numerous sensitive spots inside him. You moaned, your hands opening the man’s cheeks, exposing the way his hole sucked your cock hungrily back inside every time Rick lift his hips.
From above the commander’s shoulder, despite your foggy mind, you notice George is jerking off a few steps away from you, hard cock in his hand, leaking on the floor. Your cock throbs, even more aroused by the sight.
“Ah! Ahn…!” Without realizing, your cock hits the spot where Rick’s prostate is hidden, sending shiver down his spine. “Ah! Y/n, keep hitting that spot!” Your arms wrap around his waist, you start thrusting your hips to meet Rick’s midway, fucking him deep and hard.
“Shit.. ah shit…” You close your eyes, not being able to concentrate on anything else but the way Rick’s asshole clenches around you.
The tip of your cock kept hitting that sensitive spot that made Rick’s mind blurry, he loved everything about this sensation, the feeling of being so well stuffed with hard meat, the rubbing of his prostate. “Come on, give me more, soldier…” ordered Rick as he slammed his hips faster on yours.
Some slick was able to gather between your two, on each other’s skin, a mixture of saliva, pre-cum, and ass juice. It felt sticky, weird, yet strangely arousing. The thought of creating a mess with a hot man like Rick Flags brushed you the right way.
“Ah! Ah! Faster!” demands the commander, trying to go faster and harder on you.
“I’m- I’m trying sir.. gosh… oh fuck…” You were so close by now, your balls aching with so much cum needing to be released.
However, in just a matter of seconds, the warm tightness around your cock disappeared abruptly, followed by the voice of Captain Boomerang. “That’s not how you ride a dick, you idiot!” says the ex-criminal now turned agent.
You whined, your balls and cock aching painfully. You almost wanted to curse George out loud for ruining the moment and your orgasm and bring back Rick back on your cock to fuck him stupid.
The Australian pushed the American commander away, and Rick almost shouted at him, hole clenching, missing the feeling of your girth rubbing his inner walls. But no word came when George pulled down his pants, exposing a hairy, bubble butt to you and Rick. Your cock twitched, eager to be buried deep inside the captain’s ass. George noticed the excitement and smirked. “No worries, lad, you’ll soon be able to fuck a real worthy arse like mine.” He gets in position, right above you, and sits down where Rick was before. Your cock gets hugged between the two round asscheeks and George flexes just to hear a moan come out from you. “Aye lad, you’ll soon get to be inside all that.” His attention goes back to the commander of the Suicide Squad, the latter standing with arms crossed, not pleased with the interruption as his cock ached to release cum. George points at him with a judging finger and gives him a mocking grin. “I’ll show you how to ride a dick like a real man! You ride it like this!” And without even caring for preparation, Captain Boomerang sinks down and takes all your girth inside his tight hole. He curses out loud, feeling the burning pain in his ass.
“Ah! AH fuuuucckkk!” You hold on tight around his hips, he was even tighter than Rick. “R-relax.. fuck! Shit! Too much…!”
George didn’t listen, too lost on the pain mixed with pleasure. His previous smirk weakened a bit, turning into a dumb grin. He lifts his hip, a hiss escapes his lips, and he drops down harshly on you. “Oh ffuu…” It didn’t stop there, as he immediately started bouncing on you, faster and more aggressive compared to Rick.
“Nghh! Uhghh..! Slow… down…!” You threw your head back; eyes lost on the ceiling. The inner walls of that man were sucking your cock inside, it felt amazing, yet too overwhelming.
“You’re going to have him pass out, can’t you see?” scolded Ricky as he jerked off, giving some needed attention to his own erection.
George just grunted, slamming his ass nonstop on your hips, swallowing your cock in his needy hole. He grabbed your hands and moved them under his shirt so you could grab and tease his hairy chest. “Right there, much better, eh?” You squeezed the soft muscles, thumbs teasing his perky nipples. “Nghh… yeah.. haaa… enjoy yourself lad.”
“Nghh, damn… this feels too good…” you panted, lifting the australian’s shirt to expose the hairy torso before burying your face between his pecs. “Hmmm…”
The dusty chair kept squeaking under your weights and the brutal thrusts of George’s hips, he liked it that way; rough, unforgiving, merciless, he wants to feel his insides be rearranged by your great cock.
You felt a strong grip on your jaw and then the strong clashing of lips as Captain Boomerang kissed you hungrily with rough passion, his tongue invading your mouth, needier than Rick. He sucked on your tongue, hips moving faster as he swallowed each of your moans. The clapping of wet skins grew louder, to the point it was the only thing your ears could register.
George pulled back, a string of saliva connection your lips with his. He looked down at you, pupils dilated, eyes full of lust. “You like it?” he asks between short gasps and grunts.
Your head nods. “Ungh... uh-huh…” His dangerous smirk just made your arousal ten times worse.
The moment once interrupted once more, the shadow of Rick covered you two as he stood by your side, cock still hard, aching angrily, demanding attention while still leaking precum like a broken faucet. “You already had your time, my turn, George,” he said in a monotone voice, but you could see he was about to snap at the man on top of you.
“What?! But I just started, you had much more time than I-“ Rick didn’t care about the many complaints George had to say. He grabbed the Australian man and pulled you away from on top of you.
You whined. “Not again…” This was the second time these two stole the chance for you to cum.
“Don’t worry, soldier, I’ll teach this idiot how to bring you pleasure.” Rick sat back on your cock, this time with his back facing you. Your eyes were glued on the round mounds of his perfect ass, the way his hole opened widely for your cock to slide inside made you groan out of pleasure.
George just stood by one side, rolling his heavy sack in his hand while staring at Rick with envious eyes. “You better not make him cum before me.”
Rick ignores him, but he’d love to have your cum inside him instead of George just to piss him off, and to have the honor of being filled by you.
The commander’s hand went to hold your knees for support as he started lifting and dropping his hips on you, your cock hitting that sensitive spot from last time in the first try. “Oh! Hmm… we’re back to where we left…” His cheeks keep jiggling with every bounce of his hips. You close your eyes, your head feeling dizzy with the pleasure and sensitiveness. Your hands move to his hips by instinct, thumbs pressing on the sides of Rick’s asscheeks. “Want to spank it?” asks Rick as he looks at you over his shoulder. “Don’t be shy, go for it…” One of your hands slide down to his buttcheeks and you raise it a little bit, hesitant, but wanting to spank that wonderful are. “Yeah, hard…” he moans. You decide to listen to him and your intrusive thoughts, dropping your hand on the soft and pale flesh. The slap resonates and Rick moans as cum spurts out his cock in large quantities.
His orgasm doesn’t make him stop though, he rides you more desperate, needing to cum even more.
“Ahn.. ahn! R-Rick…! Gosh! You’re tightening too much…!”
So close, you were so close to finally orgasming, to emptying your balls.
“I need your cum… I really need it…” he moans as he starts jerking off himself, his cock pulsing weaker shots of cum, his balls feeling less painful compared to a few minutes ago.
“Ah no mate, that’s not happening!” Grunts George as he pulls Rick away from you for the damn second time. “You’re not getting that spunk, not on my watch!”
“Fuck!” You curse out loud, fists tight, ready to punch something.
But the sleeve of warmness from that tight hole goes back to wrap around your shaft. Captain Boomerang goes back to riding your cock, same position as Rick, and doesn’t waste time to start working. “Fuck… hmm.. unghh…” Wet squelching sounds could be heard with the way his hole sucked you in. You spanked his hairy cheeks, the round muscles jiggling at the impact. “Yes! That’s it!”
Captain Boomerang could feel his own orgasm building, the load of cum in his balls felt heavy, needing to come out as soon as possible. He panted, trying to hold on by a thread, wanting to prove he’s better than the commander. But every time your cock hit that one particular spot, his prostate, he could feel his resistance weakening significantly.
“You- nghh! You’re about to cum, right? Aah!” he asks, hoping you were close to cumming, he didn’t know how much more he could hold back before busting.
You panted, trying to form a sentence despite the need to just moan and grunt till you empty your balls. “Cl-close… ah… so close…”
The man above you just need to continue for a little more, and he’d finally win. He’d finally prove who is better at riding a fantastic cock between him and Rick. His movements get sloppier, yet he tries not to make it obvious, not when his rival is staring.
His hips drop, and your cock his that wonderful spot, sending an electric jolt all over his body. “Nghh!! N-no…!” His cock throbs aggressively, pre-cum leaking like waterfalls. He can’t move anymore; he won’t last anymore. “Sh-it..!”
“What’s wrong, George, is it too much for you?” asks Rick in a mocking manner, waiting patiently for the crumbling of the Australian man.
The latter just throws him a glare. “N-nonsense… stop- hmmf… bullshitting me…” With quivering legs, he slowly lifts his hips, your cock dragging along his soaked inner walls. “Fuck…” Slick spills down your shaft as more of your cock is pulled out, you sigh, feeling a little relieved. Then the man’s hips slam down one last time on your cock, hitting his prostate again, reaping a powerful orgasm from the Aussie. The latter gasps, mouth wide open in a silent cry as his cock spurts ropes of thick, white cum all over the floor. He collapses on you, back on your chest. “D-did you cum…?” You whimper and shake your head. “Shit…”
The commander pulls him by the arm away from you. “I told you you weren’t even close to being better than I.”
“Shut up, you didn’t get him to cum!”
The two men started arguing again, while you sat, delirious, aching, balls hurting, wanting to just fucking cum once and for all.
“Guys…guys…” you call, weakly, but they don’t hear you. “GUYS!” The two of them stop arguing and turn to look at you, surprised by your tone. “Both of you have… nghh… amazing asses, and ride cock as good as you fight… now please, just let me cum…”
Neither of them said anything for a minute, they shared a knowing look, then nodded before kneeling in front of you right between your legs. George’s mouth go to suck and lick your aching balls while Rick sucks the sensitive head of your cock. You moan, delighted by the talent of their mouths, so much better than hearing them talk. They loudly slurp across your sensitive skin, drinking in the slick wrapped around your genitalia. Their eyes are on you, hungry and lustful. When they don’t fight, they sure as hell can perform miracles.
“Fuck… that’s it… don’t stop…” you moan, your hands going to hold each of their heads.
“Gonna cum soon, soldier?” asks the commander.
“Do it right on our faces,” adds the aussie.
It takes one kiss, one lick, and one passionate suck from each of them on your balls and cock, for you to finally orgasm. Cum splattering on their faces and landing inside their mouths.
“Haaa… haa… thanks…” you say before almost passing out.
Rick drinks the cum while George scoops some remnants that were on his face before sucking them.
Im sick of sexy Caine humanizations take Sam Reich Caine
Told myself I wouldn’t fall victim to TADC but my sister is making me watch it and I’m incredibly amused because she’s down bad for Caine and we realized that was because he reminded her of Sam Reich and that is a whole other thing to unpack
Then gummigoo ausie voice made me think of boomer so here we are
