What do you think it would be like if, upon learning Captain Marvel/Shazam’s identity, Bruce had adopted Billy Batson?
His name is LITERALLY Billy BATson

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What do you think it would be like if, upon learning Captain Marvel/Shazam’s identity, Bruce had adopted Billy Batson?
His name is LITERALLY Billy BATson
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Danny gets invited to join the Justice League. He’s a bit skeptical because it’s he’s pretty new to this universe and hasn’t had the chance to scope out the heroes yet. Eventually, they settle on letting him meet the team and join in on a couple meetings to get an idea of their morals and values. However, as soon as he arrives at the Watchtower, he zeros in on their resident demigod.
Danny: Soooo… does this universe not have child labor laws?
Batman: Excuse me?
Wonder Woman: I can assure you that we do not permit children on our team.
Danny: I am looking at a child right now. That, right there, is a child.
Captain Marvel: Uh you must be mistaken, Mr. Phantom, Danny, Sir. I am very much an adult.
Danny: …That kid hasn’t even hit puberty yet.
Flash: What? No we’ve have records of Captain Marvel going back centuries.
Captain Marvel: Exactly!
Batman: *Staring suspiciously* Hmmm
Danny: *Squints his eyes* No his magic is ancient, but he’s practically a toddler
Captain Marvel: A toddler?! I’m 10 and a half!
The rest of the League: …
Captain Marvel: I uh… I mean i’ve been around for hundreds of years
Batman: Marvel.
Captain Marvel: Damnit…
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Shazam’s only keeps his identity hidden from other heroes for convenience’s sake. What are they gonna do, stop him? He’s Superman on magic steroids. He’s quite literally god(s)’ favorite princess. You can’t even call his parents.
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So Billy is 17, doesn’t matter if he’s homeless or adopted, but the League or his family still don’t know that he Captain Marvel.
One day, he gets caught in a summon.
The summoning turns out to be a marriage contract. Billy is now married to the eldritch ghost king. Who was also not happy.
After sending the cultist to hell, the ghost king transforms into a teenager. Danny Fenton
Huh, he could work with this. Billy transforms as well.
They start working together to find a way to break off the marriage. There isn’t one. They are stuck together. And because both of them have enemies, they can’t exactly tell people that they’re married
Eventually, they learn to like each more than friends. One day, Marvel is in a meeting and someone asks him what he’s doing after work,
Marvel: oh! I’m watching that new horror movie with my husband :))
Leaguers: ….
Marvel: he was so excited to see it I couldn’t say no!
Leaguers: you’re married???
Marvel: … it was supposed to be a secret… shit…
Shenanigans
- marvel is getting his butt whipped by a new villain, Danny shows up as elderitch monster (“not my husband, bitch!”)
- JLA holiday party? Billy brings elderitch Danny
- Dani pops up:
Dani: hiya papa!!
Marvel: Dani! What are you doing here?
Dani: just stopping by to see my papa :))
Marvel: aww :))
Leaguers: aww….?
-when Billy identify is revealed;
Leaguer: I can’t believe you made up a fake husband!
Billy: oh Danny is real!
Leaguers: but he’s not your husband, right?
Billy: :))
Leaguers: ….right??
Heroes at the watchtower: Why are they staring at each other? I hope they get along..
14-year-old Danny in his adult ghost king form:
14-year-old Billy in his adult Shazam form: