Little mama and I may be headed for divorce. Ireconcileable parenting differences.
I think she should:
1. eat more
2. Feed babies more
3. Leave babies where they are
She thinks she should:
1. Eat only the choicest delicacies
2. Move babies to closet
Pictured: unrepentent mother of five willing to steal meat milkshake from her own children.
One baby still isn't putting on weight, so when she tried moving him to the closet last night I helped her, then sat down with them and encouraged her to stay. I tricked her into nursing him solo, for longer than she wanted (she tried too leave three times, but settled with gentle encouragement).
(Picture me, sitting on the floor, legs sticking out of closet, hanging clothes in my face, messing cat and kitten pressed against my thigh. This is coparenting).
Then I brought him back to the playpen.
Mama's mraaaowrs after that clearly translated to "I thought we finally had an understanding!"
