i hate men. thank god satoru gojo is a cat.

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i hate men. thank god satoru gojo is a cat.
Gojokashi Week 2025.
Day 6: Jutsu Irresistible Puppy Eyes
Continued from this.
@gojokashi-week
two more catorus for you ^>.<^
he is round and full of secrets kibble @kentophilia
Catoru Gojo and Yuta Okkotsu
Next door neighbor!Suguru x rbf!reader (feat Catoru)
You'd had a shit day, to say the least. You forgot your umbrella and got caught in a downpour, forgot your work ID and had to argue with security to call your boss to even get to your desk 30 minutes late, missed your bus and had to walk to your apartment (still in the downpour) only to be met with the sight of the poofiest, most regal looking cat with bright blue eyes you'd ever seen.
The issue? He wasn't your cat. And thus, you had no earthly clue how he even got into your apartment to curl up on your bed. Until you felt the light breeze from your cracked balcony door and the regrettably large puddle of water that had formed from the storm that day (and the mini puddles tracked in by the cat which now made your whole place smell like wet cat. Great.).
Safe to say, you were less than pleased to be knocking on your neighbor's door with the dramatic cat confined to one of your towels.
"Heeyyyy Fushigu- oh. Hey, neighbor"
Geto Suguru. Your annoyingly hot neighbor whom you were head over heels with. You weren't a mean person and honestly you thought you'd have a chance if it weren't for the way he gets himself out of every conversation with you as fast as he possibly can. You'd been nothing but warm and inviting to the man and he'd only ever run away. His loss, you supposed.
"Please take your cat back and please stop letting him out of your apartment. It's been bad enough with the day I've had, I don't need to look after your cat, too."
You tried for a smile but it came across as more of a grimace.
"Oh, thanks. Was wondering where the furball had run off to this time." He hummed, flashing you a quick smile before moving back inside and closing the door.
What a waste.
He'd tried to get to know you, really. He'd asked you to lunch, he'd invited you to get drinks with him and his friends, and he'd even invited you over for a movie night at his only to be turned down every time with a roll of your eyes and a slammed door. You were perfect, he thought. His exact type personified, but he'd pissed you off big time and he didn't know how to fix it.
A week later, to the day, you were enjoying breakfast out on your balcony. It wasn't much but it allowed a nice breeze and some much-needed sunlight after a week of hell at your job. You were sat with a cup of coffee and the book you'd been working through when you hear a yowl at your feet and your foot being stepped on by much smaller, fluffier feet.
"Okay, get up here," was the only thing heard before, to Suguru's horror, his cat jumped right up into your lap. During your morning coffee that he'd once ruined by trying to join in on the ritual. Except you didn't scowl or immediately stomp of to return Satoru. Instead, you kept seated and started scratching the infuriating ball of fluff right between his ears. He could hear the purr from his doorway.
That little traitor.
"I'm so sorry, did you want him back? I usually hang out with him on the weekends, I didn't know it was an issue." You immediately stammered out when you saw Suguru come out to his balcony.
"No, no it's okay I swear. I just uh... didn't know you liked him? I guess?" His statements came out more as questions, like he wasn't sure what to do with the new information.
"I mean yeah, I like to give him treats from time to time, but I think I've been spoiling him too much recently" you giggle and Suguru visibly lightens. You hated him so why are you feeding his cat and joking with him right now?
"I mean, I just didn't want him to bother you, I suppose." "What does that mean?"
"Well after all my invites to get to take you out got turned down and you only ever glaring at me and slamming your door, I figured you just kind of hated me." He shrugged it off like he hadn't just turned your whole world upside down.
You hot neighbor, your excessively hot neighbor, had tried to ask you out? Multiple times?? And of course your life and work had been on the downhill and your resting face of exhaustion did what it does best and made you look like you hated the whole world and everyone in it.
"Oh my god I'm so sorry," you started. Everything hitting you all at once.
"Work's been hitting me hard recently and my friend is going through some shit with her fiance and, if I have to be totally honest, I'm shit at reading signals and thought they were just pity invites but I'd love to try now? I mean your cat already seems to like me. Like, a lot." You were slightly rambling, the new information being a bit much for your muddled mind.
Suguru laughed softly over the shared railing. "Noted. Wanna try now? Maybe you could let me over and I could crash your and Satoru's breakfast date?"
"Sounds like a plan." You say, slightly bewildered as you stand to move to your front door to bring Suguru in. You spend the rest of the morning sipping coffee and trading stories (misunderstandings) from when you thought the other hated you. And Satory, living his best catty life, sprawled between the two people who spoil him the most (while you both continue to spoil him with pets and scratches during your little 'date' :3)
a/n: uggghh I lowk hate this but had the idea bouncing around based on an ao3 fic I read and i (apparently) have really bad rbf and thus have had friends thought I was mean before I met them.
That being said, I think this would work sooooo much better as a multi-part series, would anyone be interested?? Gotta work on lab partner!gojo but it's summer so I'll be the writing-est writer you've ever SEEN (i won't I'll be by the pool and working puzzles to avoid stressing)
tldr: ty for reading!! I'm so tired and want to go to sleep!!
insert i will not bow by breaking benjamin here