#catsonfloor10

[tooth8chy]

i think there's gotta be some deeper conspiracy in that rats can eat chocolate but cats can't. perhaps cats condemmed the humble rat to scurry in sewers for they possessed the bountiful joy of being able to consume a sweet chocolate treat and not die? do the Cats enslave us out of spiteful jealously, that we can eat till our tummies burst, and they would die if they ever indulged?

is that why flavour is banned on some floors? because the Cats force but a fraction of humanity to live out the same horror they endure? is redemption found in sharing the joys of chocolate with our neighbours and community?

but cats and rats are the creations of mankind- why would we create something that cannot enjoy one of the simpler wonders of life?

the same can be considered for dogs but maybe that's why they are the antagonists of the Cats. for they are also cursed but they have not turned to evil yet.

i will be feeding my rats a healthy balanced diet of chocolate as an act of rebellion

[tooth8chy]

upcoming podcast

where is buzzy?? the feline truth revealed about the animatronic's rise, abandonment and eventual kidnapping.

[tooth8chy]

on microplastics

need to clear something up!!!! hardcore truthers will know i do NOT reccomend consuming microplastics unless u are truly dedicated to the cause and ready for ur brain to be cut off from societal brain waves.

i am trialling consumtpion via cigarettes and alterations to my diet, and keeping an intense record of my progress to share with everyone when i am enlightened. there are smaller less dangerous steps u can take to protect urself from the Cats such as:

volunteering at your local homeless shelter,

investing in rats as pets,

wearable microplastics such as synthetic clothing and specialised skincare products,

questioning the systems that oppress us,

having a best friend,

barking at cats (do NOT approach them),

and thinking rlly hard about communism

[tooth8chy]

conspiracy truth outline

if ur new here i have put together a quick summary of all the Truths i am unfolding and documenting in my corner of the interweb. if u cant handle the truth then im not for u

our true hidden overlords are an elite group of cats who live on floor 10 controlling our society thru intrusive brain waves. these brain waves force u to commit crimes and betray ur friends to keep us isolated and stop us forming class consciousness and rising to defeat them

ser/w are actually in love and not allowed to be together as decreed by the cat overlords

microplastics are actually good 4 u and Big Plastic lies to us so that we don't eat it and reach enlightenment. i am trialling a plastic diet which i document carefully to later share with the people when i gain freedom from the brain waves (do not attempt at home i am a professional)

the only cure to the Evil Cats is to have lots of best friends and consume a healthy diet of plastics

vaccines r used to control us (especially immortality vaccine!!!)

my family r cursed to explode b4 their 30th birthday as we r too close to the Truth and cannot be allowed to continue

the number 8 is extremely suspicious and appears too much for it to be a coincidence

speaking of coincidences are NOT real everything is connected

society does not need poverty to function, it is a byproduct of greed and can be cut out from our culture with efforts to build community and equality, particuarly among and across the lower floors