Yes, I can shitposting.
Maybe Armin is the one who should go to Japan, but... autism won today... And I imagine more Castiel to be the one to travel a lot.
One more time, Lysander is a King. And Nathaniel is... Nathaniel.
Hi! I just want to request a post for My candy love if you write about those. Something like a NSFW alphabet, or just a list of headcanons you have regarding Lysander. I just want more content of the old My candy love
MY CANDY LOVE; NSFW alphabet for Lysander
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𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭: NSFW alphabet, so it's smut -not explicit-.
↝ 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: Hi! Well, you gave me this nice idea to write the NSFW alphabet for him, so I hope you enjoy it! It’s been a long while since I don’t write anything smut so I don’t know how comfortable I will feel to be explicit, so I’ll do my best to make it enjoyable!
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He is always a gentleman, before, during and after the act. He will take responsibility for cleaning anything that gets stained and bringing you water or food in case you need it. After he is done, he lies down beside you and cuddles you. Lysander kisses your forehead, your shoulders and your shoulder blades with such a softness that they are slightly ticklish. He whispers how much he loves you and asks you what did you like the most about that night.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
About his partner: he loves your hands. He loves holding them both in casual terms or sexual ones, he loves giving your knuckles soft kisses whenever you’re distracted, and even using his thumb to caress the skin of your hand, tracing little circles. Also the way you use them to touch him – how you caress his hair, how you massage his shoulders, how your hands get a good use down his clothes...
About himself: he likes his body in general. And not in an arrogant way. But his favorite part of himself may be his chest, due to how slightly toned it is and how good it feels when you rest your head there. Plus when you give him kisses there he melts, because it feels as if you were trying to kiss his heart. Each kiss rips a tiny, excited heartbeat from him.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He doesn’t like to be messy with it and, unless you’re sure of it, he insists on using protection so his cum is collected in that tiny condom. He may reject the idea of releasing the seed anywhere that is external, which means that he prefers finishing inside you or in your mouth.
I think he has the healthiest diet out of all routes, so his cum is basically slightly slimy and whitish. The quantity depends on how much he’s been without releasing it, but it’s a normal amount.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Even if he is mainly clean with these things, he likes to play with food. For instance, he’d love having you lying down for him as he takes care of pouring chocolate, cream or some sort of syrup that he has to lick off your body. Of course, he’d just do it if you agreed with doing it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Zero experience before you. But he is really attentive and quickly learns those things you like and which you don’t.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary. There’s something about being able to hold your hands at both sides of your head or directly embrace you as he is making love to you that he adores. It’s a really intimate position, in which he looks at you directly on the eyes and kiss you every now and then. It also makes it easier for him to talk in whispers to you, which adds a most romantic vibe to the situation.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Not really goofy, he takes this moment as a serious one, in which you both reinforce your connection by showing the most vulnerable sides of yourselves. He won’t have any problem laughing if something comical happens though.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He keeps it short enough to not bother during the act, and also as a personal preference. So even if he isn’t completely shaved, the tiny hairs will barely bother you.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Lysander is truly romantic. Not in the sense of preparing the whole environment with candles and stuff, but his behavior will be all focused on you. He is gentle and practically kisses every inch of skin he is capable of, worshipping you as much as he can because he loves you. He likes to keep the dim light on in the bedroom so it doesn’t bother you and you can focus much more on your other senses that aren’t the visual one so the experience is better.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
It isn’t something he did much before he dated you and had any sexual experience with you, and it stays the same. He might even do it less as it doesn’t feel as good as when he does things with you. Even if there are days in which you don’t see each other for some reason, he is patient and calm enough to not touch himself and save himself for the moment he gets to do things with you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
I don’t think he has too many kinks. He is mainly vanilla and likes to keep things as sweet as possible.
Mutual masturbation. He might like to try a session in which you both touch yourselves while watching the other masturbating.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
In the bedroom or in the living room due to the comfort of doing it somewhere he can lie you down and not hurt you. Also, it is easier to fall asleep there afterwards, so no need to move if it’s done on the couch or in the bed.
He isn’t opposed to trying to do something in the bath.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Whenever you put effort into dressing up so stunningly for a date. He admires you and admires that you make yourself prettier than you already are for him.
Making out. There is nothing more attractive to him than seeing how your kisses slowly turn more slow or needy, because it is easy to get turned on by how romantic and intimate his kisses can be. Even the short ones. They always make you crave for more.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He won’t hurt you neither physically or mentally. This means that he gives a big no to degradation and the masochism/sadism combo.
Do not try anything on the farm, his animals do not deserve to watch any sensuous thing, please. Lysander may tease you a little bit, but he won’t cross the boundary of undressing you or actually do something.
He isn’t comfortable with doing too many romantic interactions in public other than casual pecking and holding hands. So trying to do anything risky is rather a turn off for him.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
While he likes seeing you down between his thighs, there is nothing more satisfying than seeing you squirm from the pleasure when he is the one giving it to you. He takes this moment just as precious as if he was eating a meal in a luxurious restaurant. He prepares his meal with kisses, starting with your neck, slowly descending to right between your thighs, leaving a trail of sweet kisses behind.
He closes his eyes to keep the focus, even though he might look up at you whenever you make any sound to admire your reactions.
Lysander interlocks his fingers with one of your hands as he uses the other to hold your thigh and keep your legs separated for him to work properly.
When you’re the one giving oral to him, he does his best to be as gentle as possible even if he sometimes has this urge of thrusting due to how good it might feel. He caresses your hair, keeps it back so it doesn’t bother you in case it is long enough, and gives small praises every now and then. He asks you if you’re doing alright, and genuinely worries that you can’t breathe or that you might choke.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and sensual, definitely. He makes sure that you can feel all of him through every slow thrust, sometimes making you lose your mind and need more of it. And he might increase the pace just if you ask for it. But even if he goes faster, he isn’t rougher.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
No, no chance. He needs to spend as long as it is needed to make you enjoy all the situation and enjoy himself. If you tease him anywhere, he’ll be patient until you both are home.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
As I previously mentioned, he prefers to keep those intimate moments intimate, which means that he prefers to not have any distractions or risks of getting caught because it’d turn him off. He may accept experimenting with soft games on the bed or on the couch, in the private spaces he feels the most comfortable in.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can go for 2 or 3 rounds, with a break in between. He can spend the most time with the previous games before getting into action, the making out, the dry humping, the kisses and teasing touches…
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t own toys and I don’t think he might like the use of them during your intimate moments.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Lysander likes to tease but not in the way that he makes you beg for stuff. He likes to tease you in that way that turns you on and makes you impatient to have a private moment with him. For example, you might be cooking dinner and he’d approach from behind, hugging your waist and kissing your neck slowly as he purrs some questions about how your day was and muttering soft compliments.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He isn’t loud. At first, he releases sighs and shuddering breaths, sometimes gasping when he finds the exact point of pleasure. But whenever you squeeze him tight, or anything that makes him lose slight control happens, you may hear a breathless moan. His moans are just as pretty as his singing and they might turn you on more than the whole situation.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He writes erotic poems based on the emotions that you make him feel while you make love, those shared memories in which you both felt the most loved and vulnerable at the same time.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Underneath his clothes expect to find a thin, long and muscular frame. His body isn’t as muscular and exercised as Nathaniel’s, but he has a good shape due to his good diet and constant movement on the farm. –I definitely do not consider him being as strong as he seems to be on the game pics–
If we talk about his dick size, he’s a little bit above average but not extremely big. He leans on the longer side rather than the thick one.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
I’d say his sex drive is normal, leaning on the lower side. But there might be times in which his hormones are pretty crazy so his sex drive increases. It all depends on the situation to feel more aroused or less!
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He doesn’t fall asleep immediately after it because he likes to spend some time taking care of you and giving you all the cuddles and sweet words you might need. When he sees that you feel more relaxed and sleepy, he’ll also allow himself to fall asleep.
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