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Sylvester Stallone loves punching people

Sylvester Stallone loves punching people

  Much like David Hasselhoff who loves the the finger guns pose, Sylvester Stallone loves a pretend punch. He was been working the fake punch since the 70s and is still happily using the pose on the red carpet. Here is Jason Momoa really getting into the vaudville routine of it all. (Sly appreciates a receptive face punch-e)   Robert Downey Jr may look like he is having the time of his life but…

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There are three types people that can get away with having their photo taken while on the toilet. Rock stars, models and actors in need of an indie phone shot for their portfolio. Oh and only black and white, absolutely no colour for toilet photos.

  Sure there are many scenes in movies featuring toilets but if you want to be classy on the toilet you have to be a model or a rock star to carry it off.

  Take a look, rock star, model, actor in search of indie. It’s the rule.

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  Rock star and model, check.

Not sure what Sandra Bullock is doing here, she isn’t indie, but she does have an obedient dog.

    Celebrities love arty photos on the toilet There are three types people that can get away with having their photo taken while on the toilet.

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Ariana Grande can only eat junk food sideways

Ariana Grande can only eat junk food sideways

I’m not even sure if sideways is the right way to describe what she is doing. Sticking her left shoulder forwards and the same dippy little look on her face no matter what type of junk food she is eating.   Seriously it’s the same pose. No matter what the food is, she has that left shoulder facing the camera.   Is she like Zoolander and can only eat left?   Or has she been been brainwashed into…

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Celebrities love riding horses on the beach

Celebrities love riding horses on the beach

If there is one thing to make you look both glamorous and like you’re having the best holiday ever, it’s riding a pony on a beach.   Zac Efron demonstrating that the less clothes you wear while on said pony, the better.   Of course Gisele is having a better holiday that you, she has a better life, better job and better children too.   Not sure who this lady is exactly, but the sexy posing is…

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Ellie Goulding Loves to point

Ellie Goulding Loves to point

Ellie Goulding sure does love to point. When she is singing she can’t wait to get that little pointy finger in the air. She points straight up.   She points to the right.   She points to the left.   She points like she is full of accusations.   She points like she is asking teacher to use the bathroom.   She points for cultural appropriation.   She points like Poochie.   She points like an angry…

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I don’t really know who started this trend of wearing one earing but I’m not sure I see the point. They get all dressed up in a posh frock, have their hair and make up done just so, but it just looks like they have lost an earring in the limo on the way there. 

Before this crazy trend started there were only two people famed for wearing just earring, George Michael and The Girl With The Pearl Earring. That was it.

  Now everybody does it. Getting all asymmetrical, weighs your head down.

Or maybe it just makes you more vulnerable, your enemies now have something to grab.

  Sometimes it happens by accident, you just lose your earring because you are having to much fun.

Emma Watson absolutely loves it, such a tiny gesture of forgetting to put the other earring in, actually makes you a bit edgy and cool, you not only have to run with it, but you have to own it.

  But I blame Harrison Ford, the most unnecessary earring wearer there is. Imagine if your granddad had an earring, it would be like this. Everyone else has seen Ford wearing one earring and has said to themselves, well if he can do it so can I.

Celebrities love one earing only I don't really know who started this trend of wearing one earing but I'm not sure I see the point.

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If it is one thing Ellie Goulding loves more than going to the gym and instagram. It is banging on a drum when on stage. I mean she is not content with singing, pointing and playing guitar on stage she also shows us her prowess on the drum too. Much like Bert from Mary Poppins.

It isn’t just Goulding though, other people do it too.

Rhianna does it to prove her musical ability. 

  When you are the only one in your band that doesn’t play an instrument, it is a way to get involved.

Alicia Keys does it when she wants to control the band.

  Kesha does it to show she is fun.

Imagine Dragons do it because that is their niche. Even if it makes all songs sound the same.

Singers who love banding a drum If it is one thing Ellie Goulding loves more than going to the gym and instagram. It is banging on a drum when on stage.