calum's artist bio on spotify being "relationship status: still in the band" is so fucking funny. he really knows us too well
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calum's artist bio on spotify being "relationship status: still in the band" is so fucking funny. he really knows us too well
seven sentences monday tuesday
thank you for the tag @chericheribaby and @whorerific ! <3
this is from my caitvi/timebomb fleabag au wip:
Here’s the thing — Powder would never admit this aloud to her family and therapist, not with their annoying fucking tendency to lock her in the loony bin every time she has one tiny little mental breakdown, but she actually looks forward to dying. She’s not going to jump off a ledge or rip the pin off a grenade any time soon, but when death knocks on her door, she will go willingly because she knows dying is not what hurts, but being left behind. It’s that grief that riddles the mind, that stretches time and warps it until two months feel like six and a second feels like oblivion. Then, when you ask the empty space in front of you, How have I lived this long without you? It simply replies, You haven’t. So when the end is near, you won’t be sure if death is on time or not. Powder is well acquainted with this distortion.
nft: @annori @arakhnee @bradleysass @jamesunderwater @anexcellentshot
top films and shows of 2024!
thank you for the tag @pretentiouswreckingball <3 I'm just gonna do shows bc I love them so much plus they're my bread and butter and I'm covered in crumbs
criminal minds evolution | arcane | grease: rise of the pink ladies | abbott elementary | home economics | that 90's show | mozart in the jungle | percy jackson and the olympians | the bear
np tags: @annori @arakhnee @ethercain @inevitablestars @otrtbs @static-radio-ao3 @stillagoodwitch @aurorboros @transsexualpriest @pinkished
say what you want about hamilton or his singing but lin manuel miranda did an incredible job as hermes. he has this mischievous twinkle in his eye while he interacts with percy and annabeth, which makes sense for the god of thievery and trickery. but he also has this softness, this grief when it comes to luke. THAT is hermes. he has channeled his character SO well. you can tell that he knows the material well and that he loves his craft. i won't allow any lin manuel miranda slander. not in this household
guess who just got a percy jackson tattoo
LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN
I'M ON MY WAY TO YOUR HOUSE, GUIDED BY THE STARS
I'M PULLING IN THE DRIVEWAY, I'M TURNING OFF THE CAR
I'M RUNNING TO YOUR PORCH, I'M SPRINTING UP THE STAIRS
THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN AND YOU'RE STANDING THERE
YOU'RE BEAMING DOWN AT ME, YOU'RE REACHING OUT FOR ME
tell me about diagon's alley lala <33
JOJO!
I'm so late answering this but alas here we are (i'm pretty sure i keep using "alas" wrong but yknow...alas)
I'm so glad you asked about this one bc this is schitt's creek marauders au we talked about!!! i have nothing written for it but i have the characters thought out and so so so many ideas. idk if diagon's alley is a shitty title or not but oh well
all i know is that i can't stop thinking of walburga saying "bebé"
this would absolutely be a crack fic with some wholesome romance in the mix bc one of my favorite relationships in fiction are david/patrick (aka jegulus) and i need to recreate it immediately
you didn't ask for this but i'm going to list out who i think would play who in this au:
david - obv regulus
alexis - sirius (imagine him singing his own rendition of "a little bit alexis")
moira - walburga (i'm so intrigued by her character and i'm really excited by the prospect of fleshing her out, esp in a comedic way)
johnny - orion
stevie - barty (i mean, best friends who used to fuck?? perfect)
ted - my boy REMUS (the hottest vet in town)
schitt's family - the weasley's
that's what i have for now. thanks for coming to my tedtalk
xoxo gossip girl
everywhere i look, those wretched words haunt me. i see them when i wake and i see them when i go to sleep. i fear one day they'll become part of me: tickets are sold out now. check back soon.