#chapter 1: settling

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Have you guys met a Remy?

[The protective charm in the office has been overridden.]

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Does anyone besides Roman do anything to protect themselves from the supernatural?

DEE: No. We don’t need protection from something that doesn’t exist. 

ROMAN: …Well I always bring my knife, holy water gun, and dashing wit! At least one of us has to be prepared for these treacherous explorations.

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yo, crew! since you can't dilute holy water, you could drop a single drop of it into any body of water and all of it would be holy then! think of the possibilities~

VIRGIL: Huh. So if you were to drop some in a water main…?

ROMAN: H…Holy showers.

VIRGIL: H o l y  t o i l e t  w a t e r.

LOGAN: [Resigned but not at all surprised as he watches Roman and Virgil go for the holy water stash] …Please stop giving them ideas when we’re supposed to be on a time crunch. 

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GUYS THE PROTECTIVE SEAL ON YOUR OFFICE JUST CRACKED AND GLOWED KINDA RED WHAT DOES THIS M E A N ?!?! -🍁

VIRGIL: I didn’t see any glowing, and thank god for that. This is messed up enough already without some demonic bullshit as the cherry on top.

LOGAN: If it’s any consolidation, it was just a $10 charm, yes? We can easily purchase another one. ...So please stop wasting our table salt, Roman.

ROMAN: [Pouring a salt circle around the room] And leave the office unprotected for days until a new one arrives?! I think not.

VIRGIL: I dunno, it’s a little cliché but it feels better that we’re doing something, at least. Maybe just to be on the safe side, we should follow the sage recommendation too?

PATTON: Good idea! I have some growing at home, so I can go and get it quick.

DEE: …And I’ll place an order for another charm, I guess.

[Only Dee and Patton can see Remy’s sigil on the wall. For now it cannot be removed.]

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wait... may we... see....... the fat raccoon?

ROMAN: At the time it wasn’t all that impressive.

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Okay does anybody sing the 'Ghostbusters' theme song when they're at a possibly haunted location? Cuz it seems like a good song for when things start getting a little too spooky and you need something to lighten the mood (also because you referenced it in your blog title, mod, i see you)

((the boys have sung it on several occasions, to some weird results. truly, dead or alive, no being can resist the call of the ghostbusters theme))

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What ghost thingy-majober do you plan on exploring next?

LOGAN: With these final questions out of the way, I suppose this’ll be the last update we’ll be giving for a while, now that we’ll be focusing entirely on producing the next Supernatural season over the upcoming weeks. 

LOGAN: I’m sure we’ll all reconvene soon enough with no more proof than before. But until then: goodbye.

[The characters are now unavailable for questions.]

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roman really out here being pretty, smh

ROMAN: What are you guys even talking about…haha. Y-You want to see more of Teeny? I have an entire album dedicated to the saccharine serpent herself.

[To distract the viewers, Roman pulled out his phone and showed off his Teeny Collection. As expected, it was adorable.]