#character chats

[cg-marvel]

Papa Steve, baba Bucky, I wish I'd gotten to have a dad like you 🥺💙

Well, I feel very grateful to be able to love you now, sweetheart. You deserve so much kindness. Always have.

Hey, if you wanna consider me your dad, go for it, kiddo. Some kid at the gym told me I had a ‘dad bod’ the other day. Maybe you can help me figure out what the hell that’s supposed to mean…

[the-element-of-hot-leaf-juice]

Zuko: How do you know so much about their customs, anyway? You said that they didn’t really have a lot of written resources?

Kiyoi: When I was little, there was this ivory merchant from the Southern Water Tribe. He would stop in port occasionally. He came to dinner a few times. He was a really good storyteller. I used to love listening to him...

Zuko: And he talked about courtship customs to a child?

Kiyoi: *laughs* No... He explained the concepts to me, so his story about the Northern Princess and her Southern lover made sense, why it was hard for them to be together. He also told me that in the Southern Water Tribe, marriages aren’t arranged. Usually the women make the first show of intention by hosting a din…

Zuko: What?

Kiyoi: *internally having her reality absolutely demolished as she realises where her bending comes from*

Zuko: umm hello?

[southwesternworldbuildersllc]

TIL blood does actually work as an egg substitute, I fear

🧈Doris: That it does, dearie!

🧈Doris: Unfortunately, I’ve yet to find a way to fully replace the eggs with blood. It would simply taste and smell unpleasant.

🧈Doris: Besides, I wouldn’t want my lovely students to be too, hmm… Damaged.

[foreverlovingelvis]

Found out carter chat has elvis bots!!

[fruity-ninja-asshole-factory]

more incorrect quotes for my dumb crackship

Morro: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Macaque: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Morro: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Macaque: Somehow that's worse.

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Morro: I need to dye my hair.

Macaque: ...

Morro: Or get another tattoo.

Macaque: ...

Morro: Or a new piercing.

Macaque: Why?

Morro: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Macaque: Who hurt you?

Morro: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Macaque: ...Yes, actually.

Morro: Actually, let's just swap lists.

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Macaque: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Morro: But don't you hate yourself?

Macaque: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Morro: Relationships should be 50/50. Macaque cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Morro: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Macaque: Spear.

Morro: BLOCKED.

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Morro: Did you like the food I made?

Macaque: No, not really.

Morro: But I put my heart and soul into it!

Macaque: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

━━━━━

Macaque: Look, Morro, it's the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and it’s only Monday.

[machonachos]

does monozuki feel his own form of “comfort” when Lucy’s around? When he isn’t there, does he feel his own form of unease?

Yes, he does! No one ever asks that lmao.

But yes, after a certain amount of time together, having Lucy around becomes his new normal. He grows comfortable with Lucy’s presence around the lab/apartment and Lucy’s absence is noted when he’s off doing contracted villain work. In addition, after he gets particularly ill and has trouble caring for himself, Lucy steps in and does a lot to help him out, which opens Monozuki up to the thought that he can’t accomplish everything on his own and he needs a partner in his life.

So yeah, he not only feels more comfortable when Lucy is around, he also relies on him quite a bit and trusts him a lot.

[neshabeingchildish]

One Bed

Henry: Got that TRIPLE SUITE!

Charlotte: SWEET! (Fist bumps Henry) And you got the bed situation that I told you for my colleagues?

Henry: Got single bed rooms because we GOT THAT TRIPLE SUITE!

Charlotte: Okay, you and Jasper sharing a bed is one thing, but you only got a single bed room for Max and Chase? (Holds her head) They're gonna kill each other and/or destroy this entire hotel.

Henry: There's a couch. Somebody can crash on it.

Charlotte: (Yelling) They'd kill each other trying to decide who's getting the bed!

Henry: They should relax.

Charlotte: OH! I know! One of you can bunk with me and one of them can bunk with the other.

Henry: What?

Charlotte: Like you sleep in my bed and Max or Chase in Jasper's.

Henry: Jasper's almost a complete stranger. How is that a better...

Charlotte: I nominate Chase. He slept next to a big idiot his entire childhood.

Henry: This is how you're gonna talk about our good buddy, Jasper? (Thinks a moment, then laughs) He do be dumb, though. Okay. So... You're putting Wholesome Genius in the bed with Jasper and what? Evil Genius just gets HIS OWN while I have to crash with you?

Charlotte:You wanna crash with Max instead?

Henry: (Folds arms) No. His hair is amazing and he's definitely cute, but I just do not trust that smirk.

Charlotte: Scared that he's gonna hit it once and never call you again?

Henry: (Blushing) NO!