What would be the Ros's reaction to a Host who likes to sit on their lap at every opportunity?
Hey this one is cute. Also this is an invitation for more of these kinds of asks cuz I'm going a little crazy & need things to do oks? Oks
SEBASTION ; Honestly, first time it happens, the host would be getting shoved off as soon as they made contact with their would-be chair. Like, the split second you sit down, you're on the ground. He'd never fully get used to it – a slight twitch or flinch, a tightening of his jaw – but at least you won't meet the ground with your face again. Maybe he'll pat you on the hip now and again. Maybe he'd relax a little. Maybe.
FAUST ; She's skin and bones, so here's hoping your host isn't too heavy or else she's going to break her hip and need to get put down like a lame horse. Ignoring this, however, she'll be confused – and more than a bit flustered. She'd likely to demand you to get off the first time, and avoid you for the rest of the day. Afterwards, it would just be one of your quirks that she views as ‘dumb.’ Doesn't mean she stops you.
TAINT ; He would be, as always, the most ‘welcoming’ to the hosts strange activities. The first time you took a seat, he'd perk up like a curious cat and begin badgering the host with questions; ‘Is this what the non-cloistered often partake in?’ Be careful, however; he would get spoiled quickly. He'd likely make you sit on his lap as you fed off him, or randomly pulling you to him – especially if it gets some kind of reaction out of you.
