#chazwick

[missmurpl]

It all started suddenly

And it ended tragically.

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. 

[nitrondusk]

Sharky Boi Chaz

Drawing more things outside of Transformers. I really liked Chaz from Helluva Boss, so I made a doodle page. It was so much fun!

I think Ill make a doodle page for every game/show/etc character I like!

[phantom-of-christine]

Newest short made me remember this sketch I did a while back

[trellanyx]

….Y’all. Is Striker part SHARK?!

[manjerart]

"He's gone, Lily!"

Guess we know why the Queen is coming back in S3.

[cherryrainn]

I have a writing request for a Chaz X F!Reader one shot. In it, he discovers his current partner is ticklish and uses it to tease her when she refuses to admit it.

TICKLISH .

; pairing ; chazwick thurman x female ! reader

; note ; i am loving the love this boy has been getting!!

; warnings ; none

you sat on the couch, scrolling through your phone while chaz sprawled out next to you, his evergreen hair poking out from under his fedora. the two of you had been together for a while, and despite chaz's cocky demeanor, there was a certain charm that kept you entertained.

"babe, you're always on that thing. why don't you pay attention to this handsome devil right here?" chaz grinned, throwing an arm around your shoulders.

you rolled your eyes, not bothering to look up from your phone. "calm down. i'm just checking some messages."

he leaned in, his lips brushing against your ear. "well, how 'bout i distract you, huh?" he purred, fingers lightly tracing circles on your side.

you twitched, a small giggle escaping you. "stop it, chaz. i'm not in the mood."

chaz chuckled, undeterred by your lack of enthusiasm. "oh, come on, baby. you know you want some of this charm."

you sighed, finally putting your phone down and turning to face him. "seriously. i'm not in the mood."

but chaz was undeterred, his grin widening as he wiggled his fingers in a ticklish manner. "come on. a little distraction won't hurt."

you rolled your eyes, a small smile playing on your lips despite your attempt to resist. "no. i told you i'm not in the mood."

he chuckled, his fingers getting dangerously close to your ticklish spots. "oh, i think you are. you just don't wanna admit it."

you swatted his hand away, feigning annoyance. "stop it. i'm not ticklish."

a mischievous glint flashed in his eyes. "oh, really now?" without warning, he lunged at you, fingers dancing over your sides.

you couldn't hold back the laughter that bubbled up. "chaz, knock it off!"

but he persisted, the relentless tickling eliciting genuine laughter from you. "admit it, y/n. you're ticklish!" he declared triumphantly.

you squirmed and kicked at him, determined to maintain your stubborn front. "no way! i'm not admitting anything!"

chaz chuckled, dodging your playful kicks with a grin. "the more you resist, the more adorable you become."

you shot him a mock glare between fits of laughter. "i'm not adorable, and i'm definitely not ticklish!"

undeterred, chaz continued his tickle assault, finding new spots that made you squirm and giggle. "oh, you're adorable, and you're definitely ticklish. just admit it already!"

"nope, not happening!" you declared, a mixture of laughter and protest escaping your lips.

chaz finally relented, withdrawing his teasing fingers with a mock pout. he settled back on the couch, crossing his arms and adopting a grumpy expression. "fine, whatever. keep your secrets," he grumbled, though a mischievous glint still flickered in his neon-blue eyes.

you chuckled at his theatrics, your laughter gradually subsiding. "ugh, you're such a drama queen."

he shot you a mock offended look. "me? a drama queen? never." chaz then scooched. "but seriously, babe, is it really that bad to admit you're a little ticklish?"

you rolled your eyes at his persistence, but a playful smile tugged at the corners of your lips. "it's not bad. i just don't wanna give you the satisfaction."

chaz grinned, leaning back with a dramatic sigh. "ah, playing hard to get. i like a challenge."

you nudged him playfully. "you're impossible."

"yet, you love me," he quipped with a wink.

you shook your head, unable to suppress a smile. "yeah, yeah, i do."

[enixamyram]

Feeling bored and still obsessed with The Hunger Games and Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss so decided to do one of these. Let's share some of the best moments from it!

Day One:

You just know Fizz made some sex puns and that's why Striker gave up.

Boo Vortex!

Is it weird I could totally see this alliance happening?

Unexpected... Now the real question is, would Vox be proud or horrified? XD

Tavia! No!!!!

And thus, a new rarepair was created! Go Fanfiction Writers and FanArt Creators! Go and make the fandom even more delightfully weird!

Day Two:

Alastor's loss really hit him hard. Either that or he misses his snuggle buddy.

Yeah that works for me!

Day Three:

Which is more shocking, Striker showing compassion or sweet Pentious killing sweet Molly?! 0o0

I haven't shown it, but Verosika has, like, constantly spared people. Of course, in this case we're grateful!

Sad for Mimzy but Angel forcing Valentino to do his dirty work for him... Somewhat satisfying. (Also, guess Val repaid Verosika since he's one of the people she spared before.)

One is very OOC... The other is not.

Day Four:

Two rather clumsy deaths from two very powerful women. Ladies, you shall be missed.

It's the dream team!

Sneaky Mox.

Hey, Val already spared her once. She shouldn't have pushed her luck (also should have killed him back when she had the chance).

Day Five:

Cold, Husk.

Yeah, still feels totally in character.

Why do all my favs die by clumsy?! Also, poor Pentious.

Poor guy probably heard Millie was still in it and couldn't bare for them to be the finale two :(

Day Six:

Damn, that feels like such an anti-climatic ending! XD

Aw well. We lost a lot of good people - and many bad ones - but in the end:

[blueink01]

Ch. 3: The Murder Family

Warning: Curseing & Mentions of Sex.

Third POV-

a new day and new arrivals. Taking place in the I.M.P building, inside the main a The knocked on the door is heard as a voice came from the others

"Ah.. Here she is now!! Our lovely..Yn!" The voice seemed sweet as anOverlord opened the door and walked in.

"Blitz. It's ready.." Yn sat on the desk on Blitzo as she showed him an iPad.

"What the hell is that?" A taller imp asked, she seemed to be a sinner.

Yn looked up at the imp, "Who the hell is this?" She asked. The sinner's face turn red a bit rather from anger or... lust?

"Ah.. Yn. this is our latest client, Mrs. Mayberry.." Blitzo gestured to Mrs. Mayberry with a sly smile, "And this is Yn...she's...special to the I.M.P company. She's the top boss of this company and everything that has ever happened to a creature of Hell!" Blitzo stood up, smiled, hugging Yn and pulling her into his lap.

"Ah. It is nice to meet you, Mrs. Mayberry.." Yn muttered out, even through she is tired she haves a look that can easily be mistaken as a tease expression, this made Mrs. Mayberry tensed up for some reason, "It's nice to meet you too." She avoided eye contact as she grumbled annoyed. Blitzo smiled and nuzzled his face into Yn's neck.

"Now...Show me the fucking video so we could fucking kill some bitch!" Blitzo's face raised up, showing quite the evil smirk.

"Yes Sir.." Yn leaned on Blitzo as she lifted up the iPad so that both could see.

Play Video-

"I was a good person, before it all went down. I was good my entire life." Mrs. Mayberry begins to tell us her story.

A shot of a red school house. Birds fly in the background. 'Learning is fun' is written on the side of the building. There are trees and a playground. A bell on the roof rings. Mrs. Mayberry opens the classroom curtains, revealing two birds singing on a tree branch. Inside the classroom, Mrs. Mayberry writes 'Good morning!' on the blackboard.

"Good morning!" Mrs. Mayberry twirls around and catches her piece of chalk, "I hope you all did your homework!" She smiled brightly.

Several smiling students nod in a dance at their desks. A brown-haired boy wearing a dunce cap spins on a stool and faces the wall. Music starts playing randomly.

Play Song:

The class sings 'la la la' while Mrs. Mayberry faces the board. She drags her piece of chalk in a line on the board, the piece almost gone. Her face is beaded with sweat and her eye twitches.

Mrs. Mayberry faces the class, "Oh my stars! Stop singing, children! Hush up, now!" She snaps politely.

The class falls silent.

"I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special!" She seemed stressed as a little girl came up to her, she wore a Pink dress so let's call her Pinkie.

"Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!" Pinkie smiled happily, holding her teacher's hand.

An unused condom hits the screen and accepts the video call as Mrs. Mayberry's face appears from the other, while the sound of a squeaking bed is heard. Back in the classroom, her face turns red in anger and then shock as she stares in bewilderment. The children stand behind her with concerned, fearful looks. Her face blank and in shadow, Mrs. Mayberry stands up and walks away.

"Wait! Mrs. Mayberry!" Pinkie grabs hold of Mrs. Mayberry's arm, "Remember what you taught us? Think before you act..."

Mrs. Mayberry grabs hold of the girl's neck and tosses her through the roof. She walks out the door.

The children scurry to the window to see Mrs. Mayberry drive through a white picket fence in her green car. The children head back to the computer to watch.

Jarold could be heard offscreen, "Okay..." He notices Mrs. Mayberry, "Oh, sh*t! Sweetie, what are you doing here?" He questioned, shocked.

"Shut Up, Jarold!" Mrs. Mayberry yelled. A woman's screams as gunshots rang out.

"You scream like a b*tch!" Mrs. Mayberry yelled still. Dunce boy cowers in his seat as the sound of a chainsaw is heard. Blood splatters against the computer screen as the children stare in horror.

"Oh. My God...What have you done...? Sh...She had a family?!" Jarod yelled offscreen.

Mrs. Mayberry sobbed, "We could have had a family!" She cried offscreen. Gunshots are heard and several children look away in disgust. Mrs. Mayberry wipes away the blood from the screen. She looks frazzled at her students.

"Oh, dear God. What have I done..? In front of you all!" Mrs. Mayberry sobbed, "I'm so sorry, my children! Don't forget to work on your times tables!" She cried.

Another gunshot is heard and the children faint on the floor one by one.

Blitzo and Yn stared at each other before looking at Mrs. Mayberry. Blitzo still held Yn close.

"After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage...So, that's why I'm here..." She crossed her arms, throwing a cigarette in a trashcan.

"To what, Mrs. Mayberry?" Yn questioned, hearing a ding, as she pulled out her phone, staring at it.

Mrs. Mayberry gritted her teeth, "To get my f**king revenge!" She growled.

"Feisty." Blitzo muttered for Yn, only to hear as the one laughed, "But uh. was she hotter?" Blitzo questioned. Mrs. Mayberry glares at Blitzo with an incredulous look on her face.

"I'm just saying, I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, t*ts." Blitzo said. Mrs. Mayberry seethes in anger, her aura glowing red. Yn stares up at her with a small sigh.

"Anywayyyy, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here" Blitzo looked at her and Mrs. Mayberry glares at him, "See, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death.." He smirked. Mrs. Mayberry clenches her fist. Her red aura glows again.

"frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you..." Yn watched the blank screen of her phone.

"Boop!" Blitzo boops her on the nose. Mrs. Mayberry clenches her claws, "Not... all of them... That whore survived..." She hissed, "Now, they all call her a hero.."

On Earth-

The camera zooms up to a hospital bed with a bandaged blonde woman recovering. The room is filled with colorful bouquets of flowers. The woman's children and husband are by her bedside.

"How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch?" A female reporter questioned.

"I just hope that sick woman finally found peace.." She gave a 'sweet' smile.

"'You are so brave! Here's two million dollars!" The reporter smiled happily as she handed the check to her, a golden check. The woman smiled gratefully, "Ohhh! Thank you!" She seemed fake.

Cameras flash as Martha smiles at her husband. Martha stands with her husband Ralphie and their two children in front of a house by a lake, surrounded by a picket fence.

"Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash... getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!"

Scene cuts to Martha standing at a podium with 'VNN' on it. A news reporter holds out a microphone among several other microphones.

"You're a hero!" A reporter smiled.

Martha is then seen jogging with a dark-skinned woman with blonde hair.

"You're a hero, girl" A jogger said running by.

In a grocery store, a boy wearing a beaver-skin cap talks with a cashier named Brook.

"My mama's a hero!" Martha's son smiled happily.

"She is a hero!" Brook smiled.

Ralphie and Martha have sex in a bedroom and he grunts in pleasure.

"You're a hero!" Her husband grunts.

An old priest is seen with his hands folded in prayer by church doors. Martha stands next to him with her hands folded.

"You're a herooo!" The Priest prayed.

Martha is then seen standing at the front of Mrs. Mayberry's old classroom. Another teacher introduces Martha to the class. 'How to deal with trauma 101' is written on the board.

"'You're a hero!" The class smiled and cheered.

Martha smiles as she is given anal sex from another man.

"You're a hero!" The man grunts.

Back in Hell-

Mrs. Mayberry's purple fists create cracks on Blitzo's desk as she smashes down on it.

"SHE IS NOT A HERO00000!" Mrs. Mayberry shouts, her voice echoing. She leans in close to Blitzo's face, her face red with anger.

Blitzo held Yn, terrified while Yn seemingly surprised by the outburst, "Mm-hmm. Yeah! Okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly.." He cuddled Yn close.

Blitzo rapidly presses a red button from underneath his desk. A red light flashes by a label reading 'Deranged client.' The other labels read 'More coffee, 'Soiled my pants,' 'Horny client, 'Horny Blitzo,' 'Client giving birth, 'Ghost,' 'Lovely,' and 'Stolas.'

Outside the office Moxxie, who is holding a black and red crossbow in his hands. In front of him is a picture of a smiling family: a father, a mother, a baby and two children. His arms are shaking as the pointer hovers around the man's crotch area.

"Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound!" Millie, Moxxie's Wife, pointed to their hellhound, Loona.

Loona lies on a gray couch and holds up the family picture in one hand and her phone in the other. On the wall are drawings of Blitzo in a horse shape and a drawing of Robo Fizz with an arrow sticking out from it.

"Wow. I feel soooo loved here..." Loona said sarcastically, scrolling on her phone and eating a snack provided to her.

"Just take a deep breath..." Millie inhales, "and let it out!" She smiled.

"But... It's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?" Moxxie sighed softly, looking at his wife.

"I mean, if that's what the client wants.." Millie shrugged.

"Maybe like a shitty dad, or a mob family.." Moxxie suddenly starts speaking with a stereotypical Italian accent, "That's understandable." He goes back to speaking normally, "But to eradicate an entire innocent, seemingly, in this instance, upper middle class family bloodline?" He sighed softly.

Loona looks at the picture as she thinks for a moment.

"Hey! You don't know they're innocent!" She points to the boy, "This kid probably sets dogs on fire..." She points to the girl, "maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online..." Loona points to the father, " and this guy... This guy definitely watches..." Loona sneered.

"Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties... It's why so many of them end up here!!" Millie pointed out.

"But..." Moxxie was interrupted by Millie.

"Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox." She cups Moxxie's cheeks as she shakes them, "Killin' who were paid to is our business. Shoot the target..." She kissed him softly as she backed up.

Moxxie aims his crossbow.

"I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all..." Moxxie sighed as he got ready to fire the arrow.

Blitzo barges into the room followed by Mrs. Mayberry and Yn.

"Guys! I want you to meet..." Blitzo loudly shouted.

A startled Moxxie accidentally fires his arrow and it ricochets around the room. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer. The arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Loona is holding. The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank starts to wobble dangerously. The arrow flies toward Yn, but Blitzo catches it with one hand.

"...Our newest client..." Blitzo gritted his teeth at Moxxie.

Moxxie quickly rushed up to Yn and apologized. Millie came up to Yn just to make sure she's okay.

"You alright, Sweetheart?" Millie asked sofi.

"Yea" Yn blinked, "I’m fine." She shrugged.

"Thank the fires below.." Millie sighed as she placed her hand over, wherever her heart was meant to be.

"Yn.. I'm so sorry!!" Moxxie apologized once again, "You sure you're okay, right?.. No scratch?" Moxxie looked around Yn.

"I'm fine, really." She assure Moxxie. The eel tank falls down. Glass and water spill on the floor. The eels fall out and burst into electricity, setting the room on fire.

"Damn it, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!" Blitzo yelled as he kept Yn away from the electrified waters.

Outside the building, imp firefighters carry the eels away and head into a red fire truck. Mrs. Mayberry drives off in a yellow taxi cab as Blitzo waves goodbye.

"Byyyyye! And, don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is freee!" He smiled forcefully, as he held Yn close to him.

Blitzo waves as the car drives away.

"When did we start implementing that deal?" Moxxie asked.

Blitzo turns with a glare to Moxxie, "When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DICK SHIT!!" Blitzo yelled.

Blitzo grabs Moxie's face and pushes him away, "Now, someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!" He looked at the four.

A nearby billboard with Blitzo's face on it reads with misspellings: 'Goat an asshole in the living worlds!? Come to I Am Pee!!??! Make sure you put this sign up on the rite side. Don't fuck this up. Also payment may take a couple of weeks because it cums in the mail. Speech to text- -Blitzo-'. Loona types on her phone.

"You mean... our only ticket to the other side?"

Loona pulls out the grimoire, "Yeah. Got it..." She handed it to Yn.

"Thank god... I can't even begin to think what Stolas would have asked me to do to repay.." Yn sighed in relief.

"And that's why you're one of my favorites, Loonie.." Blitzo used baby talk voice, "You get a tweat, now!" He smiled as he held up a dog biscuit to her.

"Ew. Stop." She pushed it away.

Blitzo throws the treat into the air and catches it with his tongue, like a frog. He pulls it into his mouth and chews.

"You're so gross!" Loona looks like she's gonna hurl.

Millie draws a pentagram with chalk on the wall. It glows red and creates a portal to the human world.

"Awwww, stop it..I got enough of that from my therapist!" Blitzo smiled happily.

Loona rolls her eyes and leaves. Blitzo puts his hand on Moxie's face, who struggles to walk to Millie.

"Now, let's go lick some ass!" Blitzo smirked, pulling Yn closer to him.

"The expression is 'kick some ass... Blitzo..." Millie snaps her fingers at Blitzo as she walks through the portal.

"Mine's better!" Blitzo smiled as he walked through the portal, holding Yn close.

"No It's not." Yn said.

Moxxie sighed, "Aww, fuuuck..." He followed.

Moxxie walks through the portal. All four imps stand in front of a small red house by the lake as the sun sets. Blitzo and Moxxie lean against the side of the house, rising from bushes. Blitzo stands up and peers into the window.

"That's gotta be her.." Blitzo chuckles darkly, "This is too easy. Moxxie, do you want this one?" He faced Moxxie.

Moxxie looks pleasantly surprised, "Me?" He questioned.

"Yeaaaah, this one's simple enough for you to handle!" He crossed his arms.

Moxxie stands up and peers through the window. His face falls as he looks at the family having dinner.

"It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital.." Yn stated, sitting on the ground near Millie.

Martha and Ralphie, Martha's husband, affectionately rub each other's noses. Martha holds a dinner platter in her hand. Moxxie hesitates at the window.

"You snooze, you lose, Mox!" Blitzo throws the gun at Yn who catches the shotgun with ease.

Martha's face is seen in a reflector, her doe eyes wide and blinking innocently.

"Aaaand I've got ya, bitch.." Yn's eyes narrow at Martha, her eyes light up with a sudden sparkle.

"Wait... Are we actually killing a family?!" Moxxie looks shocked at Blitzo.

"No, don't be a puss...We're just killing a mother." Blitzo smirked, leaning near Yn,

"'You've got this, Lovely!" He cheered. Yn positions her rifle.

Blitzo glanced at Moxxie, "And we're ruining a family!" He smiled evilly as the rifle clicked.

"But... Ho. Hold on, hold on! Let's just think about it." Moxxie seemed worried.

Moxxie lifts up Yn's gun as she fires. The bullet hits a glass mirror inside the house. All four family members gasp in fear.

"What was that, Ralphie?" Martha asked worriedly.

Ralphie shakes his head, "I dunno, Martha! But, whatever it is..." He grins evilly as he stands up holding a rifle in his hands, "they're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!" He grinned evilly still.

Martha sets the platter on the table and pulls out another rifle. She drinks a glass of wine and smashes it onto the floor.

"Alright, kids! Guns out!" Martha yelled.

The boy pulls out a small gun from his beaver-skin hat. The girl pulls out another rifle. All of them have evil grins of sharp teeth.

"Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns!" Ralphie chuckles darkly.

The scene cuts back to Blitzo and Moxxie.

Blitzo was fuming in anger, "What the fuck was that, Moxxie?!" He yelled.

Moxxie wheezes anxiously, eye twitching. He lets out a croak with his snake-like tongue out. He then falls to his knees, hands over his face.

"I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy." Tears fall from Moxxie's eyes as he takes more breaths, "I panicked!" He cried loudly.

Blitzo facepalms, "Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie?! From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits!" Blitzo leans in and pokes Moxxie's head, "Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!" He yelled loudly.

A blast shoots through the wall and hits Blitzo in the arm, black blood flying out.

"AAAAH! A new hole!" "SCATTER!" Blitzo and Yn screamed.

Blitzo, Millie, and Yn flee the scene and Moxxie hides in the bushes. Another hole appears and part of the wall explodes. Ralphie and Martha grin and leap through the large hole with guns drawn. Yn jumps onto the roof and then from the roof she jumps into the trees. Moxxie peers out from the bushes and rapidly looks around. A child's hand grabs Moxxie by his tail and he yelps. Ralphie fires at Millie who flips backwards and dives into the lake.

"'Where'd you go, little critter?! Y'all can't hide long from me!" Ralphie questioned.

Millie is seen with her head above the water under the dock. A knife is in her mouth. Millie breaks through the dock and lands on it, with her knife and a grin. Ralphie swings a glass bottle and Millie runs behind him out of the way. Millie jumps up in the air, knife in both hands. Ralphie swings his bottle upwards, knocking Millie in the head. She cries out and falls to the ground. She struggles to stand, but collapses onto the dock. Her eyes twitch. Ralphie smiles evilly down at her as the cloudy sky spirals red.

Moxxie opens his eyes and gasps with a squeak to find himself tied to a stitched up dead body in a chair. Moxxie's face falls in fear as he looks at the girl and boy. Both their eyes are red and devious sharp grins form on their faces. Moxxie tries to defuse the situation.

"Oh! Well, hello there, little ones. Aren't you cute?" Moxxie smiled.

Both kids speak in low creepy tones, the boy finishing seconds after the girl, speaking instantly after Moxxie.

"It's nice to have a new critter to play with..." They smiled creepily.

Moxxie glances up in fear at a red light above him. The light reveals a human head high up and several limbs on plaques. The wooden walls are stained with red blood. Two plaques hold stitched up faces of skin. A larger plaque displays a dead man with long white hair, arms crossed, eyes and teeth bulging out. His upper chest is connected to the plaque. A picture frame made of bones reveals another face made of skin inside it. Human skin is tacked to the wall with 'Bless this mess' stitched onto it. Moxxie looks and sees a dead human body on a platter in front of him, an apple in the human's mouth. Organs are in a nearby bowl.

"Ohhhhh... crumbs..." He looked terrified. He suddenly hears a loud thud on the roof of the building followed by a low growl.

"Yn..."

four gunshots ring out in the woods. Blitzo dashes through a bush. Martha's evil laughter follows as Blitzo runs through the forest. She slides down a hill and catches her breath at the bottom.

"I know you're hurtin', little devil." Blitz takes deep breaths as she leans against a tree. Her eyes go wide as she covers her mouth. A silhouette of Martha is shown walking through the woods.

Martha, in the same voice, "I promise that I can make that pain go real quick! Just come let Mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!" She laughed.

Blitzo sighs in relief before his phone lets out a yelling ringtone. Blitzo pulls out the yellow cell phone and it flips through the air. The phone has 'GFY' written on it with a laughing devil emoji on it.

"Dammit!" Blitzo grumbled.

"Stolas! This is a really bad time." Blitzo tries to grab hold of the phone eventually doing so, then she holds it to his ear

At Stolas palace, Stolas is shown relaxing in a bathtub. There are candles with blue flames around the tub. The floor has glowing astrological symbols on it. The curtains look like the starry night sky. Glowing constellations float around the room. Stolas holds an old rotary phone to his ear, in the shape of sunflowers.

"Mmmmm, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?"

"What is it?!" Blitzo's angry face appears in a bubble.

Stolas leaned back, "I've been meaning to follow up on you, Blizy, and my little conversation regarding my grimoire..?" He smiled.

"What did you just call me?!" Stolas pops the bubble with his finger.

"My book, Blitzy.. The book I was given to do my job? That I have allowed you and dear Nn to use to do yours.?" Stolas smirked.

Blitzo looks scared as a rifle clicks. A bullet flies through the tree where Blitzo was moments before. A shadow of Martha with red eyes and mouth appears through the hole.

"I can HEAR you, darlin'!" Martha yelled.

"Shhhit!" Blitzo hissed.

"Anywhooo, I have been thinking... You know, I have been... permitting you to access the mortal realm less than... legally for quite some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?" Stolas sits up, twirling the cord in his hand.

Stolas runs his finger on the edge of the tub. He makes walking motions with his fingers as they begin to glow red. Scene cuts back to Blitzo and running through the woods. A bullet hits a tree and Blitzo ducks behind another one.

"Doesn't that sound..." Stolas suddenly speaks in a seductive voice, "...enticing?" Stolas smirked.

"You gotta stop using your fancy ass rich people talk, okay? I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!" Blitzo yelled as a bullet hit the tree that he was hiding behind.

"Then, let me keep it simple: Once a month, on the full moon, you and Yn return the book to me, followed by a night of..." Stolas' eyes glow red and he lowers himself into the water with a lustful look, "paaassionate fornication~." Stolas leans slightly over the edge, "Aaand you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Sounds fair, my little Imp?" Stolas smirked.

"Fine! Whatever!" Blitzo grumbled.

"Ohhh, Blitzo! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy **** inside of my **** ...To **** the.." Stolas spoke through the phone. Blitzo cringes and closes his eyes as Stolas rambles on about his lust for Blitzo and Yn.

Blitzo drops his phone as he is pinned to the tree by the butt of Martha's gun. Stolas continues talking on the phone through censored bleeps.

"Gotcha! So, you're a little devil, huh?...Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well... NOT TODAY, SATAN!" Martha presses the gun harder into Blitzo, "Gonna send y'all back where ya came from!" Martha smiled evilly.

Moxxie, who struggles to free hinself from the rope, his hands tied behind his back. He looks up and gasps as he sees fires being lit from outside. A hangman's noose hangs from the wall

"Millie!" Moxxie seemed worried as he looked down. Both kids stare at Moxxie with wide evil grins. Moxxie grunts and struggles again. He notices the girl pull out a sharp knife.

Suddenly Yn bursts through the roof and crashes onto the floor, she looks up at the kids with completely black eyes, her mouth has widened into a disturbing smile with sharp teeth.

The kids try to attack Yn but she grabs the boy and breaks his arm. The boy screams in pain and the girl charges at Yn who grabs her throat and she starts to slowly squeeze.

"Yn, stop!" Moxxie shouted.

"What? Why should I? These little brats tried to hurt you!" Yn argued back, she really wanted to kill these brats.

"Please." He gives Yn puppy dog eyes, Yn sighs and throws the girl into a corner.

She walks over to Moxxie her face returning to normal and frees him. A silhouette of Yn and Moxxie appears as they break through the window, Moxxie holding her gun. A "Live, Laugh, Love," sign hangs from inside the room. He and Yn races outside through the forest, where red symbols hang from tree branches. There are torches in rows and tents. A full moon appears in the sky.

The camera pans down to reveal Millie and Blitzo tied to a stake decorated with spikes at the top. Ralphie laughs as he pours gasoline on the ground under their feet. Nearby, a grinning Martha holds a torch in her left hand.

"Lovely had that fucking shot...God dammit, Moxxie!" Blitzo sighed.

Martha wears skull earrings, jeans and a low-cut shirt with polka dots. Her eyes are red and her hair is thick and blonde.

"Satan! We return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of Hell!" Martha raises her torch as Blitzo and Millie struggle to free themselves, "May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy WORK!" Martha grunts as she tosses the torch to the ground, where it lands under Blitzo and Millie.

Evil laughter follows. The flames rise up around Blitzo and Millie, but they remain unharmed.

"Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but, I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard..." Blitzo smirked and chuckled.

Martha stares confused, "Oh. Shit." Martha rolls her eyes, "Well... I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!" She grins and pulls out her rifle.

"That would be more effective..." Blitzo stated.

"Blitz!" Millie seemed shocked.

Martha laughs evilly again as she aims her rifle at the imps. Both imps close their eyes and flinch. Martha then yelps as a gunshot is heard. Martha's eye flies from her socket and she collapses to the ground. Moxxie is shown holding his gun while Yn stands next to him.

"Moxxie! Sweetheart!" Millie smiled happily.

Yn and Moxxie runs over, Yn kicking Martha's body to the side and untie the rope, freeing Blitzo and Millie.

"You're not gettin' your goddamn paycheck for this one, Mox!" Blitzo falls down but Yn grabs and holds him in her arms. Moxxie and Millie smile at each other and embrace.

They both move their heads. Ralph trips backwards on Martha's body before fleeing the scene. Blitzo smiles at Yn.

"Should we make out?" Yn sighs and drops Blitzo onto the ground.

"Oh, yeah, thanks! I'm fine!" Blitzo sarcastically says.

"I'm sorry, sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise" Blitzo pulls Moxxie into a hug.

"Apology accepted..." Blitzo then speaks in a low voice, "But, if you ever pull a stunt like this agaaaaain..affecting lovely, causing her harm.. I will fuck you while Yn fucks your wife..." Blitzo lets go as Moxxie looks fearfully.

Millie raises her arms in a cheer.

"Alrighty! Job well done! Now let's get off..." Blitzo pulls a gray and black horse toy from his chest.

"Finally, I'm just done with this family." Yn said. Blitzo puts it back and retrieves his cell phone.

"Ehhhh, yeah. Give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house." Moxxie smiled softly.

"Okay, fine. But, hurry up.." Blitzo speaks loudly into the phone, "Loonaaaa! We're ready to come home, dear!" Blitzo smiled, as Millie talked to Yn.

Moxxie starts running through the woods with a determined look on his face. "***** use while you and I and Yn are ***** jelly sandwiches all night.." Stolas has continued to race over the phone about his plans for Blitzo and Yn.

The two kids were being lifted into their father's arms in the corner of the house. Moxxie points his rifle at them. The girl and boy look scared and the girl has a teddy bear with her.

"Don't move!" Moxxie demanded.

Ralphie chuckles, "What are you gonna do little guy? Kill us?" He smirked.

"I should! You people are monsters! But... you should have a chance at a life and a purpose. Look at your children. They have their whole future ahead of them! You are going to face your crimes justly!" Moxxie picks up the remote, "I will call your earthly authorities, and they will make sure you are dealt with fairly. I'm handling this... my way.." Moxxie presses a button and the television turns on.

Moxxie looks surprised and glances behind him, "Oh, shit." Moxxie glances at the TV remote, the buttons looking like eyes and a face, "Uh... do you, uh... Do you have a phone to summon 911?" He asked. Ralphie motions his thumb behind him, "Yeah, it's in the kitchen..." He stated.

"Then... what is this for?" Moxxie questioned.

"It's a universal remote. Got it for the kids!" Ralphie hugs them as Moxxie smiles, eyes shining.

"Awwwww..." Moxxie smiled sweetly.

The scene switches to Moxie arriving at the portal with Blitzo and Moxxie at night.

"There he is!" Blitzo slung his arm around Yn, "Have a good wank-off session, Moxxie?" He smirked.

"Excuse me?" Moxxie blinked, confused.

"Look, I don't care where you cum in the living world. Just come to your job on time, alright?" Blitzo pokes Moxxie several times for emphasis, "See you at the office!" Blitzo goes through the portal and drags Yn with him.

Millie places her hand on Moxxie's cheek, "Y'ou doing okay, sweetie?" Millie asked.

"Better now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process." Moxxie smiled sweetly.

Millie touches Moxxie's chest, "You have a goooood heart, honey.." Millie smiled.

Millie playfully pinches Moxxie's nose, "Just a fuzzy head!" Millie kisses Moxxie and Moxxie smiles lovingly.

Millie walks through the portal. Moxxie turns around and notices two police cars and a helicopter outside the house.

"'We got em', boys!" A loudspeaker voiced.

A helicopter fires a missile through the roof and the house explodes in a massive inferno. Something hits Moxxie in the head. He looks down to see what is left of the teddy bear head. He looks stunned as Blitzo grabs his neck and pulls him through the portal.

The final scene cuts to Mayberry and the imps celebrating their victory. A white banner reads 'killed the bitch' in red letters. Loona and Mrs. Mayberry are holding pieces of cake on their plates. 'We did it! :' is written on the cake in light blue icing. Blitzo has his arm in a sling.

Everyone is wearing party hats. Everyone laughs and cheers except Moxxie, who sits with a distressed look on his face.

"Ahhh, did you see my little Mox-Mox?!" Millie smiled excitedly.

"Yaaay!" Mrs. Mayberry cheered.

"Ohhhh, yeah!" Blitzo smirked.

"Yay." Yn smiled softly and cheered.

Millie hugged Moxxie, "We did it! Oh, Moxxie!" She cheered.

"Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up..." Blitzo cuddled Yn close.

Millie rubs Moxxie's head, "And killin' people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back!" Millie smiled sweetly.

"That's messed up. But, I paid for it!" Mrs.

Mayberry laughed.

Everyone except Moxxie and Yn laughed. Blitzo raises a fist.

"Yeah, fuck that family!" Blitzo laughed as he held Yn close, "Right, Lovely?" He smirked.

"Mhm.." Yn nodded as she leaned on Blitzo's chest and finally went to sleep. Mrs. Mayberry keeps eyeing Yn looking her up and down with a hidden blush.

Time Skip-

It's late and everyone went home for the day, Blitzo is seen laying down next to Yn who is sleeping peacefully. He raps on arm around her waist with his tail rap itself on her thigh holding her close, Blitzo smiled softly, laid his head on Yn's, 'I promise...I'll protect you. I'll keep you safe.. Lovely' Blitzo smiled lovingly.

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